I would wait a moment for it to cool a little and then eat it.

And be frustrated with the stupid Mac ans cheese dripping out

I don't understand sandwiches like this. What is the point of packing it so full of garbage that you can't eat it like a sandwich. The minute I have to pick up a fork or spoon means it's no longer a fucking sandwich and therefore loses like half its value

I likely ordered it. So thank the waiter and start eating.

I can read a menu.

Swap to a knife and fork and go to town. That looks delicious.

Take the mac n cheese off it and I'd be happier. It also isn't a burger. It's a pulled pork sandwich.

GIVE ME THE MAC AND CHBUGER

Waiter, please bring me some mayonnaise.

"Let's get this out onto a tray."

"Nice."

Revel in my luck that I was born in the right century to experience such a thing

Earlier centuries it didn't exist

Later centuries it will inevitably be outlawed

"sorry i didn't order this"

Here's a card with all my healt info and my family doc number. Just in case, tell my family I love them.

"How the fuck am I supposed to eat that?"

I would get a fork and a knife and just start eating by cutting little pieces of bread from the bun and onto my fork alongside everything else.

I would not have ordered something so dumb.

I would say, "That's not a burger."

Remove the bread

Ask for a fork and knife

Enjoy you pasta plate

“Get me a bucket….”

I'd say thanks .... then ask them for a blender

I‘d check whether it can move on its own.

A bit extreme but tbh I get it.