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[–] 72 points 1 year ago (6 children)

shit the zombies seem chill id join them

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  • [–] [S] 46 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So like does the monkeys paw make it so they become a zombie but they end up getting double tapped by someone who’s not infected

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    Lol, this is the plot of "I Am Legend" (Novel)

    Edit: The "am" is capitalized. That kinda upset me, too.

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I really hated the movie version of I Am Legend. It completely missed the point of the book and instead makes a generic zombie film out of it.

    The whole point is that the "zombies" (virus-mutated humans, to be more accurate) basically evolved into their own unique species and were living relatively normal, if not primitive lives.

    The main character, who was still a human, regularly set traps, hunted them, and overall was a threat to their kind. He became their boogeyman; the scary legend that zombie parents told their zombie kids to keep them from wandering too far from safety. Hence, "I Am Legend."

    The movie barely touched on this, instead focusing entirely on Will Smith and showing the barest hint of humanity left in the zombie creatures. If you watched the alternate ending version, at least.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Wouldn't hydration and increased oxygen flow just increase the speed of decay?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Maybe these zombies are like rabies or host controlling fungal infections and not dead

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So they aren't dead, they can think to the point of being able to practice medicine, and they have free basic essentials? Either it's racist or they are commies.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Remember, the zombies weren't The Walking Dead, nor the biggest threat. Turns out we've had that problem all along even without zombies.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    I watched the yoga drawing listening to Michael Jackson's Thriller in my head.

    🎢 Thrilleeeeeer 🎡 wooooo hoo 🎢 Thriller night 🎢🎢🎢🎢

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Ofc you'd have to be brain dead to want free health care liberal zombie cucks /s

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    The real treasure is the zombies we made along the way.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Seems like 'murica could learn from zombies

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This is the US we're talking about. Most people here don't do the whole learning thing and believe the bullshit they're fed.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    The zombie survival guide basically says that killing them all is a waste of time so your plan plan should be waiting until they decay. I take that guide very seriously

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