Why tots gotta have all the fun?

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[–] 74 points 1 year ago (13 children)

If we're going down this rabbit hole, shoes with lights is pretty far down on the list of child-oriented products that should be made for adults.

Other potential entries include:

  • Clothes with dinosaur/unicorn/etc designs
  • Bouncy castles
  • Bedding and sheets with fun prints
  • Inflatable dinosaur costumes (we figured this one out already)
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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    But you can get most of those things already. Shirts can be ordered with custom prints. You can rent (or buy) a bouncy castle and put it in your backyard. Beddings and sheets I get, because you can probably only find them in twin sizes.

    Light-up shoes in adult sizes on the other hand are nearly impossible to find, or are pretty expensive if you find one.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I've been in a bouncy castle with kids and alone. It sucked and I was very tired.

    Maybe if there were some full-size humans bouncing they would bounce me around too instead of me launching kids onto the roof.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Bedding and sheets with fun prints

    • Technically there's no one and nothing stopping you from buying Pokemon bedding, for example.

    Clothes with dinosaur/unicorn/etc designs

    • Also, cute clothes have been trendy since MLP:FiM at the earliest.
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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Only if we get the built in inline roller skates, too

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    Police departments should make it part of the uniform. Because when a foot pursuit ensues, they are flashing red & blue on their own heels.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    Like 12 years ago a guy i knew from the edm scene in socal created exactly that with his company called electric styles and he’s still doing it.

    Looks like they’re also on amazon, ebay etc

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Only $35 is a bargain for those shoes so there must be a catch. For reference, I went to Burger King with my wife for lunch last week and it was $35 for just our two meals.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • Yes. Full stop.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm going with "no", because it's a shit product for the environment when you have batteries and electronics fitted into rubber. If the battery runs out, the electronic breaks or the rubber wears out, the entire product is likely to be discarded and burned together.

    If you want to attach small lights to your shoes, go ahead. You can then also transfer the lights to your next pair of shoes, change the battery and repair or discard of everything separately.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    There is an easy solution to that. The internal pad, where the toe sits on, could be removable. This way, both the battery can be replaceable, and the electronics board.

    Another idea, could be to implement wireless charging for the lights, since it's not easy to fit a charging port on a shoe.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I don't have light-up shoes, but I have lights for when I go for a run in the dark. They use a floating magnet that creates small electrical charges, strong enough to make a pair of LEDs flash, with every step. Installing those inside shoes would be a good idea.

    This could satisfy environmental concerns, but I personally am not sold on the comfort angle of the solution.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Do adults buy them in sufficient quantities to justify producing them?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    There are some with illuminated soles.
    They just arent blinky.

    Oh and they are most likely to be found in specialty shops or online.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    They do exist. A friend of mine has pairs for his whole family.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    They already do. You can also get Heelys in adult sizes, in case anyone was wondering.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Not sure if they still do, but they did at one point. LA Gear "Lights".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKUGNeZt63o

    Needless to say like any gimmick, they died off fairly quickly.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    They were in an X-Files episode where someone was robbed/killed for them. S6E10, "Tithonus". But, yeah, fad didn't last long because they quickly became a bit of a "what a loser" item, even for us that were kids at the time.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Yes. And we should have Heelies and soap shoes, too!

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  • i would go feral if i could have light up sketchers in adult sizes GIMME PLEEEEASE

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yes. With rechargeable batteries, or some obvious way to change the batteries.

    Do be certain to advertise them here, so that I am aware these are even for sale. Or take preorders for my shoe size. (Why in the hell is everything NOT a preorder these days?)

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Even more fun with knee high stockings, a short skirt, and a bikini top. Better if you identify as cis male

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Lights, yes.

    Blinking or strobing lights, no

    If you must have blinky lights, there should be something different than walking that sets off the blinking show.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    something different that sets off the blinking show

    It would amazing if we had an app that controls the shoe lights. I love needing an app for every single product/device I buy.

    However, I can think of some use cases for "smart" RGB shoes

    1. Color sync for dancers
    2. Blinkers for scooters/bicycles
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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I swear some older folks with demetia had them because their families got it for them. I mean maybe they just fit a large kids size or something.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    no but if you want to make some i know people

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    I just made a post about camel nutsack and now I see you. Do you want some Crushbone belts?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't know what that is but it camel nut sack sounds pretty good

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    My original comment was about Canloe Nusback in a thread about how RPG players will often call NPC's silly names; in this case, Camel Nutsack. The NPC in question accepted belts from a nearby faction (Crushbone) as a quest item. Since he accepted unlimited numbers of them he was often used to grind.

    The first time I explained this to anyone in game, I said he was affectionately referred to by his nickname and someone responded that they didn't want to get affectionate with a nutsack.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    While it has what can be considered a use case, to increase your visibility in the dark. However it's a terrible solution. Instead wear a high-vis reflective vest, and/or wear some kind of clip-on lights. I've got a high-power clip-on flashlight that I put on my belt for when I have to walk into our dark-ass parking lot, or otherwise need to see where I'm going and don't want to risk getting run over.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I'm pretty sure they do. LMDDGTFU, yes. If you use the search engine on your browser "LED Sneakers Adult", you will find them. Here's a review of them: https://worksafetytools.com/light-up-shoes-adults-nike-the-ultimate-guide-to-the-coolest-sneakers-with-led-lights/

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  • I mean I got some removable reflectors for my ankles but I feel you

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Sure, why not?

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    No. More. Gewgaws.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think the issue here is an engineering problem, not necessarily a lack of demand. The sole of the shoes would need to be impracticaly/uncomfortably thick to protect the electronics and keep said electronics from digging into the feet.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    We figured it out in the last millennium, I think we can figure it out again.

    The real reason would probably be that you'd need to make the soles out of rubber again instead of the cheap foam that almost all modern (fast fashion disposable) shoes are made with these days.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    No way, LEDs can be tiny. Just look at how many they cram into displays like your phone or TV. The biggest thing is likely to be the battery but those can be made in all kinds of form factors.

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