The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.

“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”

“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”

Pretty crazy how many apps can just be a spreadsheet and somehow end up monetized because for some reason the spreadsheet needs to be on the cloud.

What if you lose your history of poop data? How did people live before knowing every time they pooped

Question: Can you share your poop's journey over international waters?

Edit: This is a word salad that I never thought I'd type in my life, but here we are...

😂🤣💩

Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.

Nobody has pointed out yet that this was posted to the community “lemmy shit post?” I’m a bit disappointed. 😂

Now with Smart Pipe integration

Needs absolute anonymity like the internet circa 2000. Remember ratemypoo.com?

Edit: How's this instead?

I'm a fuckin weirdo I'd love to send my shit stats to my friends

Shitter

What problem does this app solve?

It's the hot new social media site, Shitter.

Satire is dead this was 10 years ago...

Auto-shitpost is a frequently requested feature!!

...more fruit?

Monkeys have achieved the impossible.

As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.

I remember a subreddit that was only people posting pictures of their own poops.

It always felt like it belonged there

I'd love one.

Not for social media, but in general .

What a literal shit show