This is about as close as The Onion comes to an official endorsement.

I live in Australia and I'm following this dude since he seems to be the one politician with a spine right now. No reason to keep tuned other than curiosity but damn has it been fun

He embarrassed Cuomo at this debate. He's really good at this.

The only time this philly guy has been jealous of NYC. I'd set Gritty up with my sister if we could have a mayor like him.