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[–] 50 points 1 year ago*

It's not a mental illness! You can't force someone to be straight.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    To me, a crazy straw is just a straw. Just a peek into my twisted mind.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (11 children)
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    I miss those cups we had as kids where there was a straw attached and would go all around the body of the cup. LOVED THEM.

    Weren't allowed to use them often. I presume bc they were hell to clean lol

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    I mean I was a child. Wasn't really doing the dishes at 6 years old? I assumed that was normal

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm just saying, I hate reusable straws now as an adult because I have to clean them with a brush, but it's doable because they're wide enough. It's probably really annoying to get even a tiny brush through the windy, thin diameter straws. My parents probably ran hot water through it and called it a day.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I actually snorted for this one. Good job!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago*
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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    What an elegant visual metaphor.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    No. The joke is the crazy straw is in a mental hospital.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    But the reference didn't make much sense.

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  • Straws that are worse than this include πŸ“„

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