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[–] 32 points 1 year ago (8 children)

30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If only there was a vegan alternative.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    One man's cum is another man's income

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Is nothing sacred?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I don't know, but once I was flying business class and the guy next to me had a liquid-nitrogen flask full of prize-winning brahma bull spooge. According to the guy, couriers like that are well-compensated. Made my work seem meaningful in comparison.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Do they plan to make Red Bull?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Prost Mahlzeit!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Finally, bull milk!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    New Jackass Episode???

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    "Quick, spit it into this thermos!"

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Did no one see this coming?

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