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[–] 25 points 1 year ago (10 children)
  • [–] [S] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    This is jus a meme, so i wouldnt actually do this, but i accidentally miked a spoon once and was surprised when it didnt spark. Looked it up and turns out it needs to be metal and lik sharp edges for it arch across. So exposed fork BAD exposed spoon meh

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I hear that depends on the microwave. Ours will spark with a spoon, where as my parents in law won't.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Did all commenters get whooshed?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Just hold the knife under hot tap water for 10 seconds, dry it after though.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    Put the knife blade under your toaster or hold it over top while toasting.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    I always think about ElectroBoom purposely trying to make a microwave fail catastrophically with metal objects in it, and what he found was that unless it had some kind of jagged edge or narrow points (like a cut up can or a fork as opposed to an unopened can or a spoon), nothing happened.

    Balling up tinfoil barely did anything. A fork would cause sparks off the ends of the tines. I think he eventually got a fire started in there but it took effort to make it happen.

    Meanwhile, I put a whole potato in mine not even covered in foil and that fucker sparks and catches fire like a mofo.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Get a butter bell! No more cold hard butter.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Game. Changed. Wish I had known about those things before I went adulting for 30 years.

    Anyone looking for one, the Butter Bell brand is stupid expensive, go generic, they all work.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I love my Le Creuset butter bell, but since going GF I hardly use it anymore.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Took me a second to realize GF didn't mean girlfriend

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Better to microwave a mug of water and soak the knife in it for a minute

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (2 children)

    But be careful of a super boil heating or whatever the term is. You boil water in the microwave and it doesn't bubble, once you break the tension it all boils at once.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superheating

    Edit a word and link.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I never had an issue cutting cold butter with a room temperature knife, wtf. Do y'all take it out of the freezer or something?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    It's not cutting the butter, mate. It's spreading it. The toast isn't structurally sound enough to support vigorous spreading, so you need the knife warm to melt the butter as you go to spread.

    You'd know this struggle if you were a real toast-o.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (5 children)

    I'm such a real toast-o that I still don't need to heat the knife. I either take out the butter in advance, or employ one of three tricks:

    1. Scrape up a few thin butter shavings from the rest of the butter mass so it warms quicker while the bread is in the toaster, or
    2. Lay some scrapings on the toast and let it melt in by itself, or
    3. Just spread it very softly; it'll spread, trust me. Be patient. Be gentle. Be loving.

    Talking bout "real toast-o". 😜

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    I take my toast fast and rough. Gentle buttering is for French pastries.

    I do #2 when possible but that's not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Gentle buttering is for French pastries.

    Hey, if you can't make it work, that's on you. 🤷‍♂️😉 Treat your toast like you treat a lady. Maybe that's what you already do. 🔥🙈

    I do #2 when possible but that's not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.

    I only have a vertical toaster. I meant let the butter just sit on the bread after toasting and let it melt in.

    The fact that you misunderstood this tells me you're not a rEaL tOaSt-O 🤪

    (Please note I'm spreading the douche on thick right now, I'm not normally this obnoxious lol)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    You sonovabitch, I've been eating toast since before sliced bread. I'm basically 98% toast. Even when I get into fights, people can't help but tell me. /s

    (Please note I'm spreading the douche on thick right now, I'm not normally this obnoxious lol)

    I tend to have that effect on people.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why not just microwave the butter?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We have this old glass square tray thing with a glass cover that we use. We leave the butter out and it's spreads great. We live in quite a cold climate (extreme North of Scotland), so it's ideal. Perhaps not the best idea in Dubai...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    You can also put it on car battery connecting the terminals. That'll heat it up.

    Life hacks

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I use a vegetable peeler to shave off butter curls onto my toast and spread those.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Hot water in a glass put the knife in glass for a minute wipe it clean use it?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    “Don’t put metal in the science oven!”

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