Gentle buttering is for French pastries.

Hey, if you can't make it work, that's on you. 🤷‍♂️😉 Treat your toast like you treat a lady. Maybe that's what you already do. 🔥🙈

I do #2 when possible but that's not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.

I only have a vertical toaster. I meant let the butter just sit on the bread after toasting and let it melt in.

The fact that you misunderstood this tells me you're not a rEaL tOaSt-O 🤪

(Please note I'm spreading the douche on thick right now, I'm not normally this obnoxious lol)