The DVD screensaver was perfect: unobtrusive and did what it was supposed to do: prevent your CRT screen from burning-in an image. On top of that, it gave you something to look forward to when it would perfectly hit a corner (which some people thought was a myth; sadly the GIF version does not).

Now, any screen in your home is fair game for intrusive ads. Why make something simple, elegant, functional, and unobtrusive when that otherwise idle (or even in-use!) screen can be crammed with ads.

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[–] 104 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The dvd screensaver was just another screensaver at the time. There used to be cool things. Like install windows 95 or 98 and there’s default screensavers that were basically just programmers showing off - the pipes constantly growing into each other, a starfield, a generative maze that you just wander through, etc. then there was a whole thing for people to make screensavers (Uniqlo made one of the coolest ones).

    Now computers are stupid and monitors just turn off. To be fair this is probably better for the environment

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You probably already know this but it's not just for the environment. Screensavers were almost exclusively used to protect your screen from burn in. During the switch from Plasma to LCD this became (almost completely) obsolete. Screens became less prone to burn in, video protocols (HDMI, DP) got support for turn off signals, and detection of content being played got better, thus making screensavers obsolete as well. So I wouldn't call computers stupid.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Well now there’s oled so burn in is very much a thing and screensavers are back on TVs at least, except they suck now.

    And I would definitely call modern computers stupid but it’s not the computers fault, tbf. A computer is just a thing. It’s the fault of greed mainly. Computers are stupid because they don’t have charming features like screensavers anymore. That’s too expensive. Usability, repairability, user control, etc is sacrificed consistently to shove in advertising and opportunities for upselling. Whenever this isn’t the case it’s almost always a temporary moment before venture capital purchases the company that makes the hardware/software and then they will 100% do that

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I was watching something on a Roku TV through HDMI, when an ad came up at the bottom of the screen for watching the same thing through some streaming service. What the actual fuck??? I’m already watching it!!

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's like getting emails from Amazon advertising products you've already bought. It's like it's running on the same algorithm that Youtube is. This guy just watched a video about neutron stars. I'll recommend another video about neutron stars. That makes sense with video content, but not really with a lot of consumer goods. Sure Amazon, the first toilet seat was delicious, I think I'll eat another.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago*

    I highly recommend unplugging all network cables from your smartTV, disabling its wifi, and using a cheap PC as a streaming box. Adblockers, media ripping (is possible), it can do more than smart tV, you can play games on it.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Flying toaster > DVD logo

    Fight me. 😁

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago*

    Stuff like this had to be killed as part of the corporate initiative to never allow anyone to have a moment of peace ever again.

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    Thanks. Now I'm going to have to sit and watch this until it hits the corner juuuuuuuuuust right

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Spoiler: The GIF doesn't. Will spare you the time I wasted waiting for it lol.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Boooooo! What a tease. That gif should be ashamed of itself.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I know right? If you can find a better one that pays out, send me a link and I'll happily update the post. I couldn't find one that wasn't forced and only went in the corner.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Screensavers could still have a place for OLEDs, since they have the burn-in issue.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    My LG does picture frame looking pictures it came with (never connected to internet).

    They seemed to have thought the brightest white of the sun would be the best choice.

    Nighttime does not exist if you turn on the TV and the Shield is sleeping.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Now you got me thinking about leaving the computer dialed up overnight so I could download custom screen savers.

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Plex screensaver isn't far off. Though now you reminded me I have to get myself off Plex. Sigh.

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    It sucks and can't handle subtitles well.

    I too want a good plex alternative that:

    • Doesn't require substantial client configuration or fuckery
    • Has robust subtitle support
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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Jellyfin doesn't require client fuckery. Just URL, login, password.

    It takes a little more work on the server side though, particularly to use https connections while self hosting.

    And I'm not sure what robust subtitle support you're looking for, but jellyfin will show them when I enable them afaik.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Huh? What issues are you having with subtitles? I use subtitles on almost everything and they’re perfectly fine.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    My dumb tv still have this sort of screensaver, but it's significantly slower

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