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[–] 137 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a horror movie but it’s actually happening. I am ashamed of my country and what it’s become.

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  • [–] 84 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    honestly this is prob a good tactic for us. Citizen? See ICE? Get attention. Feign concern. Book it. Distract them. exhaust them. sue them. (outcomes vary based on skin tone, caveat emptor.)

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago

    I’m sure the business owner is real fucking happy about that, too.

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  • No running from the dudes who show up and spread tear gas and rubber bullets? We gotta stand there politely while they harass people?

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago

    Running away from a white supremisist terrorist gang

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I know that it would end poorly for whoever did it and would probably escalate the overall invasion, but I wanted so hard to watch a MFer drop kick that NAZI in the face that had that kid on the ground. A drop kick would have been a good start, but stomping this dude's face into the pavement and taking him out if the equation is what's needed. Fuck ICE.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Yeah, gotta be careful since many parking lots have cameras. But if somebody were to do such a thing in Minecraft, they should immediately bolt and not look back. Don't hang around, just do your thing then bounce.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    In mine craft the police are known for being kinda crappy at catching people. It’s less than a coin flip.

    The best advice for any Minecraft crime is just do the thing and leave quickly.

    “Lots of things are legal if you can run fast”

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  • [–] 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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    Yeah, so you guys have been saying that for a long time now...

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    🖕FUCK YOU ICE🖕 fucking pricks

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Real disappointed that Walgreens allows this shit.

    I mean, I’m pretty disappointed with the entire country allowing this, but I’m still calling out businesses that have a lot more power to stop this shit than the rest of us inmates do.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What should they do that could prevent this? I don't think these gestapo asked before entering.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They’re a large corporation. They could protest a hell of a lot louder than the guy that got chased out of their store.

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  • [+] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    "Attention shoppers, there are masked gunmen in the store, please evacuate in an orderly fashion"

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    This is my plan. If come upon ICE fucking with ppl, I intend to speak Spanish, act suspicious, and get detained. If they are wasting resources on me, perhaps someone else gets away.

    Plus I have the means for the fun lawsuit I get to file...

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Nah. You attack my family, I’m not complying with any directions to back up. I’d escalate, consequences be damned.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    ICE Agent: "Back up, you don't know what's going on."

    Apparently, neither do you?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    This is FREEDOM! And if Republicans thought it WASNT Freedom they could EASILY Stop it With their Majorities!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    This got me thinking again about a fleeting thought I had the other day.

    Would it be racist to put on 'blackface' in the high nazi areas to distract them?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Losing all respect for America every day more and more

    I thought you guys were kind of dumb before ... but every day you just keep coming up with more ways for everyone else in the world to think that you guys have completely lost it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I lost their respect when they encamped us. Now I’m terrified these dumbfucks have nukes and won't be afraid to nuke us again.

    There won’t be an insurgency. I gave up hope in November.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    America isn't going to nuke Japan, but use yall as fodder for our war against China.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    You have one of the few passports stronger than America's, but where would you even want to emigrate to?

    America is super expensive, the only way youll make money is if you have a nursing degree or have family who will let you live cheap. Also non-zero chance ICE will intern you.

    China will probably win the coming war, and needs more japanese restaurants, but non-zero chance you get interned during that war.

    Vietnam isn't as developed, but its making progress, they even have bidets. Its likely to stay out of any major conflicts. Given that yall only occupied them for like 3 years, among a decade of America bombing/poisoning them, and century of French imperialism, and a millennium of Chinese domination, you will find more good will than the rest of east asia. If someone is rude to you, you can tell them your uncle works for Honda and will take away their bike.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    This is not that strange if you accept and begin acting like the New American Civil War has already begun.

    He will keep us fighting each other so the entire Epstein cabal can keep sipping pina coladas and pay for political campaigns.

    It’s okay, many of us would be happy to see the US role in the world significantly reduced, but the problem is, once the US is liberated by Russia or China, the we have a new problem.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Liberated.. By Russia? Who do you think is causing all of this shit?

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago

    No one wants to liberate the US.

    The most ideal route for the world is to have the US take a north Korean isolationist response and mind its own business.

    The migrant problem is directly attributable to the middle eastern warmongering over the past few decades.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Muricans: "wE aRE noT THerE yeT!"

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If you’re in the store start tipping shelves and causing chaos. Make the store owners fell the pain of the ICE thugs.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wrong attitude. You should start tipping shelves because the sight of armed gunmen in tactical gear caused you to panic causing you to "run into things in your haste to get away from the situation." That is a reasonable reaction in a court of law. I highly doubt the store owners had anything to do with ICE showing up, but fuck them in principle for price spiking during inflation.

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  • When will the NS cosplay be over?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    It was so hard to prevent him from getting the votes he needed to win. Now everyone else has to pay the price and deal with the consequences of your decision while you sit at home and can say: aT leAst i dIdn'T VotE FOr faCisT dEmoCrats! Good job...

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  • [+] -35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    Wrong place to post. ICE aren't even police.

    What makes it fit here is that if the police were doing their job (protecting and serving the public) we'd have an offensive force on our side fighting these bastards.

    Weird how either comment would earn downvotes. Wonder which one did it, and why. From ICE supporters or police supporters?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Downvotes are because, per the sidebar:

    Our definition of ‘cops’ is broad, and includes prison guards, probation officers, shitty DAs and judges, etc — anyone who has the authority to fuck over people’s lives, with minimal or no oversight.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Well, that's fair then. Funny to see the downvote used properly lol.

    I still stand by my second point. ICE are different than the cops and the rest, operating far outside any laws, and if the cops and company were better... at least when there was police injustice, sometimes citizens could fight back using the legal system. So far I haven't heard of that happening with ICE, it might take a different kind of approach.

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