A soon as I first heard of all this my one and only thought was "Diddy didn't diddle did he? Diddy did."

Diddy? Or Diddy not?

Just like Usain Bolt, nominative determinism strikes again.

"I am a man who wants to die hard. They call me... Diehardman."

I knew Biggie Smalls had a way with words but this is ridiculous

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Or perhaps JK Rowling?!

Did Diddy diddle that little dude's doodle?
Indeed he didded

Uh-huh yeah

When I heard about the charges my first thought was "he wasn't seriously trying to tell the world with his stage name was he?" But I have to suspect that he was. People who do terrible things just want to brag about it and often that's their undoing

He’s Jake the Peg, diddle-diddle-diddle-dum, with his extra leg, diddle-diddle-diddle-dum

he should definitely write a song about how he doesn't diddy kids

This man is called Sean Combs.