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[–] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

I still can't figure out what happened here. You poop, the toilet is then blocked by poop. You panick and reach in with your hands and successfully retrieve the poop and toss it out the window, now you're in the bathroom, toilet hopefully unclogged and with shitty hands and you now decide to bring the poop BACK in to the bathroom through the window!? Huh!?

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  • [–] [S] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    She took the turd out, mummified it, and then tied to launch it out of the window. Problem was that the window had two panes and she didn't realize so it got stuck between the two. She tried to retrieve the poo but got stuck attempting to get it back out. I could link to the actual article but I think it's funnier to link to this. Start at 1:21:10

    Here you go

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    I still would have had trouble fully understanding were it not for the full size image with that chick's legs sticking out the top of the space between the 2 windows. Haha. Pretty rough that on top of everything it makes the news and then later this game show.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I hope they ended up getting married.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Thank you for making my dating fails pale in comparison.

    Also, I am rooting for her getting a second date. That would make a great “How I Met Your Mother” story for the kids.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Let all thee who have never tried to throw their own poop out their Tinder date's window cast the first turd.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Purchase a Pocket Poop Knife.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    A tale as old as time.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Somehow I’m not blaming the lady.

    Fix your plumbing in your house/apartment !

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I'd normally agree with you, but I've seen people pass one single giant turd too firm and thick to fit down any toilet hole. Like a nerf football. No clue how that doesn't split a person in two

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I know someone who keeps a stick behind his toilet because he poops like twice a week and he has to break them to flush

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Even after all this time on Earth, I'm amazed to imagine there are human beings with this kind of problems... I'm gonna go out on a limb and imagine this is a US thing?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    This reminds me of those "my tinder date got stuck in a window, I decided to have a little fun before helping her" porn videos

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I feel like she may have not gotten a second date

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    That is very considerate of her to try not to leave it there.

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  • Yeah, ive been through this. Twice ive had to throw my large poop out of a window. Once a garbage disposal.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    It happens to everyone, once in awhile.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Just tossing this out there because I wanted to read more about it.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

    Edit: the interview with her date changes it a little... I guess he helped her get the poo back to the toilet... So strange, thank you so much for this article OP!

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago

    She should get together with that Spanish politician that eats his own shit.

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