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[–] 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

No wonder they went extinct. They all got eaten.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think you might have discovered the next sequel to Jurassic Park:

    Giant food conglomerate realizes it can sell dinosaur meat on the cheap, and attempts to breed dinosaurs as a bulk chicken substitute! Horror ensues when they realize it’s not as simple as it sounds.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's. What they're made of is a mystery. Where they come from no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em; if you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Dino shaped nuggies...taste like real dinos?

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  • No. Chicken tastes like dinosaur

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago
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    Dilophosaurus was delicious!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    Chicken tastes generic, because the Chicken of tomorrow competition made them ballooney but tasteless.

    https://nypost.com/2015/04/26/why-nothing-especially-chicken-tastes-like-it-used-to/

    So, no: they would likely taste better.

    Btw, seems like US food generally has less flavor.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Alligator has to be really close

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Crocodile does taste somewhere between chicken and fish IMO, so alligator is likely similar.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Not really. Kind of but more... gamey I guess?

    Edit: source: i live in Louisiana

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yes, this is spot on. There are definitely ways to cook it that can help ease home of that gamer-ness. I had alligator nuggets in Florida and really enjoyed them.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Anyone here in the mood for a tasty, crispy, roasted Compsognathus?

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