Erectile disfunction?

A pissing in bottles because you're too lazy to leave your chair.

Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.

Or certain transphobic acts of violence.

Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways.

Greed: I must own and control all the penises.

Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.

Tbh you can reframe all of them as just different flavors of greed

My friends know about this account, so I’ve said too much already.

Hoping to make a friend?