Uber driver's genius plan to garner more tips

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[–] 73 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Only good for a few weeks or months at best, they get so big so quickly. And the tips will go right to the vet for all the shots and stuff anyway.

    Unless his name is Toonces and there's a plan to teach him how to drive.

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  • Look, and I cannot stress this enough, at the little tabby kitten.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Internet user's genius plan to garner more upvotes.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Oh my GOD ITS SO PRECIOUS

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago*

    Many 5 stars and a few 1 star reviews when it shits in the car...

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Smart move, bringing along a human who can chat up the customer.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    That cat's way too small to be away from it's mother.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Might be the real reason the Uber driver bright it to work, seems like an okay job if you're someone who fosters orphaned kittens.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It really isn't.

    Ignoring that someone getting jerked around by The Gig Economy won't have time to nurture a kitten, people REALLY need to properly secure pets in a car. It is fun when they are wobbling around in the back seat when you are driving around.. until you need to stop suddenly or get rear ended or have a more severe accident.

    Cats are much less willing to be restrained in a harness. But there are some carriers that are designed to be properly restrained and... it still won't be good for the kitty but it will at least minimize how far they go flying.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I'm sorry but you can't see anything. You don't even know what is happening in the photo and you're already angry and extrapolating. Calm down. Try assuming the best instead of the worst

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    > be uber driver  
    > want more tips  
    > become kitten  
    > can barely see out the windsheild  
    > literally cartooning this shit  
    > doesn't matter because i'm "so cuuutee"  
    > 5 star safety rating  
    > get more tips  
    > mfw

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Free kittens with every 5 star rating!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    extortionist wunk (he took all my money)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    ...the tiniest of tiny...

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No hands on the wheel and looking at their phone. Fuck swasticar drivers. No, they cannot drive themselves you fucking moron.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    5 star review. Would have them as my driver again.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    Genius plan to distract the customer from the fact that someone that drives around people for the whole day for work is using slippers instead of proper shoes or at least a sandal with back support

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    It's illegal to drive in slippers in certain countries, afaik. Slippers can.. um.. slip? Or whatever, they don't offer the same amount of control, that's for sure. Irrelevant 99.9% of the time, but for that 0.01%..

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    someone that cares about the safety of the car occupants and especially pedestrians. Many accidents are caused by improper footwear interfering with the pedals.

    One thing is a tourist driving 10 minutes with slippers to go to the beach, another is a gig worker doing a 10 hours shift

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