An elderly man walks into an English pub wearing a military uniform. The barman pours him a pint and asks him where he served, but the man points to a particularly nasty scar across his throat and rasps out the word 'Falklands'.

The barman is moved by this obvious war injury and tells the old soldier that his drink is on the house. The soldier grins, shakes the barman's hand and says 'Muchas gracias!'

It explosively removed itself to low earth orbit earlier. How long should I wait for it to return?

And rice, don't forget the rice..

Whoah, not good.

He's gotta press it down first so it makes a good seal

Maybe if I seal it, I can squeeze a bit more electric in and fill any gaps 🤔

Ah, the spiciness might be what's making my head tingle when I sleep on it 🤔

I PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE, BUT THERE WAS A LOUD NOISE AND NOW I CAN'T FIND THE MICROWAVE

It's safely in my garage for now and isn't being touched until I hear from my local fire station about the best way to dispose of it here 🙂

Ithink iit is, but I don't like it. It makes my finger feel tingly.

The map is awesome, you can play games of spot the 'deliberate' errors all around the world 🙈🤣

Iddidn't think to look for one before, but there is !spicypillows@lemmy.world 😁

Mmmm... Puff battery. I wonder if it tastes as good as a puff pastry, I'm just going to get a knife and find out 😋

That's supercool 😎

All joking aside, I did mean to ring my local fire station today to find out how to dispose of it in my area. The local guidance is pretty much non existent.