3 eggs with veggie sausage, black beans, green onions, kale and fish sauce topped with salt & black pepper.

Absolutely delicious although the black bean juice seems to be giving my family psychic damage!

 a plate of eggs with black beans that looks like an infected goblin shat it out

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[–] 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] [S] 20 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    This is what my partner said! That it reminded them of the Dubious Food lol

    they really were amazing though i have been wanting more all day.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    A lot of times the best food looks like absolute garbage.

    Like, shred some really good Parmesan and tell me it doesn’t look like the shavings you’d keep mealworms in for fishing… or just plain sawdust. Tastes great though!

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Good lord, at least wrap it in a tortilla or something

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    that's just empty carbs I don't need and I have a gluten intolerance. That's what the beans are doing in there providing slow carbs and some fiber!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Thar be corn tortillas…to protect your family from psychic AND gluten damage!!

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    that's a good point corn is whole grain too

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Also tortillas and nachos etc are originally made purely out of corn/maize so they're a good choice.

    And I actually found that gluten free nachos keep way longer than their glutened counterpart which are still made out of corn but which have like added starch or smth from gluten containing grain. Like basic Kellogs corn flakes aren't gluten-free.

    But if you buy gluten free nachos /corn flakes, they don't get mushy in the same way when exposed to air. Gluten free nacho crisps last weeks and weeks completely edible. Whereas regular crisps go stale in a matter of a few days.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    A freakin' salad leaf then... Or is this a Halloween thing where you're supposed to get spooked by your food? Bet it tastes really good but DAMN 🙃 Consider the costs of family therapy on one hand and half a salad on the other ^^

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  • [+] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    You have committed either alchemy or a crime

    Undecided on which currently

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    This should be the most upvoted post in this community.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Tasty ingredients, mouldy vomit lookin' slop.

    I'd eat it. If I watched you make it first!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I think I made eggs that looked like that once too... After about three weeks.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Sounds tasty… looks atrocious

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  • This does, indeed look like an omelette, but after about two months in the fridge.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You gotta rinse the beans bruh

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I'm sure it tasted delicious but it looks like petrified barf

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Beans and eggs are good together. If you want to make them look appealing just plate them together instead of mixing them together. Beans under with eggs on top or plated next to each other can both be easily combined by the eater and won't look awful. Flavor wise you get the same result.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Next time you shouldn't leave it sitting out for a week in a humid jungle before taking a picture. We can't tell what it was with all the rot and mold.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I don't know why folks are shitting on your Goth Eggs for Spooky Season!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    This looks like something my dog threw up.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    lmao black beans and eggs taste good but always end up looking like they went bad 4 years ago

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    jesus christ, how do I shut it down 😂

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Looks pike asbestos with olives. You have my upvote

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Some real gherblin tack

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago