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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

The actual pageboy or just the yeye-ass haircut?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Pageboy seems most expendable. But I would meltdown I must confess

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Eye of newt can go. Most recipes can use an eye of frog to pretty much the same effect. And they are also a lot cheaper.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Eh, eye of frog tastes terrible though and due to size thickens the mixture. Can't even just use less as that throws off the cornea to iris ratio.

    Sure, if effects all you care about, go at it. Some of us are craftsmen though.

    Owl cats gotta go. Love them but they're just a companion. I have a thousand rats to keep me company.

    Can't lose blood magic, can't have blood magic without page boy, ancient scroll has that sweet wrinkle, nah owl cats where it's at

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If you cannot add some other stuff like simple sugar or quartz energised coal to improve the taste you just don't deserve to brew.

    I also mostly distill my potions and then powderise them and compress into capsules. Take them with water. Improves shelf life and storability.

    I guess owl cats can also go. If you cannot make a 3d area of effect spell to just nuke any rodents especially the flying rats you are a subpar wizard.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    With all this newfangled nonsense I'm surprised you didn't pick ancient scroll or the orb like that other loser.

    Or should I say poser. Wizard Pope my ass mole.

    I'm a traditionalist and here you are suggesting I kill my 1000 rats? Ha, can't even bend the minds of rodents to assist you in your craft. Rats are friends, not filth.

    Run along now with your microdose potions and pumpkin spice hex concoctions. I'll be here unlocking the depths of concious while enjoying the natural taste of a craft you could never achieve

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Well bending their minds is not the issue whan you need them. The issue is when you don't need them.

    They make a mess and you have to make sure they are fed or they will destroy your lab. Constantly controling them gets exhausting. And don't talk about you proprietary mind control stones. They never work as advertised and just lose connection so you have to restart the whole mind controll process on some rats.

    Just more hassle than it's worth honestly.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I don't need no damn pageboy when I can magic up a golem that can do the same job!

    Page boys who complain about losing their jobs to magic are just luddites anyway.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Not with that attitude. Sounds like your weird still isn't enough of a pro yet.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    You think I haven’t tried!? If you build a butthole in your golem, all the clay leaks out. What do you think I spent all that time at CERN for? Particles aren’t the only objects I tried to enter at a great rate of speed! Years of research went into that answer! My own wife left me for the golem! You think my weird isn’t pro!? My weird is magna cum loud from the graduating class of yo mama’s house, ya snot flicker!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Eye of newt is just what they called mustard seeds, so that

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Bye bye, blood magic! But the ancient scroll could be equally spooky. And I could just bury the orb, I guess. 🤷

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hard agree. Blood Magic is just mystical credit card debt. You have to pay a some point.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I see eye of newt, but where, prithee, is your...

    sQuIrT oF lEmOn? 🍋‍🟩🤏

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