And if one? How does one decide which?

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[–] 50 points 1 year ago (13 children)
  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Three? I'm just sitting over here with one...

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Only put the one you plan to use

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Not the one where the pee is stored.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I read once in an article (don't remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic chemical naturally.

    In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wait you guys have more than 1?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I'm all about less clutter.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    I tried but the condom is too big

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Not just the condom, also the vagina.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee

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  • [–] [S] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Some secrets we can take to the grave ❤️

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    If they fits, they sits.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Are we supposed to put something else in?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Makes it look bigger

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    One for the frank and one for the beans

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Only have one, so maybe?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Free cockring.

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