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[–] 132 points 1 year ago (5 children)

ITT, people that don't check the date

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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    Gonna guess you're old af and watched those shitty ads as a kid staying home sick and watching daytime TV

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  • [–] 84 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    It's 2025. You can automate a sex machine from clear across the world to fuck someone with a giant direwolf dick dildo to the beat of your favorite song as you stream it live while having your morning coffee and wait for your first work conference call.

    Or so I'm told... or something.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Absolutely. Those vibrator things with antenna poking out of whatever hole allow for the patterns and such to be controlled by whoever if you allow, and be controlled by trapping or holding your screen.

    Or so I know... For reasons

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Which beggars the question. For men, sex is at varying degrees about power hence your anecdote and the website to back that up as a viable business model. I doubt sex is about power to women though. I'm more curious so just rambling.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Well we already have sex machines, I don't know how different a robot would be

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Some call me The Sex Machine. It's a backhanded nickname though.

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    To be fair that's a pretty legit set up.

    Idk if I'd want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.

    But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah, taking all that robo gear off at the end would kinda anti-climax the twisted thrill he got. Post-nut clarity making him want to bathe in a vat of acid to melt away his shame. The only guy who could really enjoy this is the inventor who will sell & earn millions from it. As for the customers, jokes on them.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    to melt away his shame.

    Why should there be any shame to melt away?

    I don't think you should be ashamed to enjoy jerking it with nice tech. I could enjoy this but as like a once in awhile thing. I'm not getting suited up every time I spank the monkey.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (6 children)

    I see titties, but whats going on below? a dick pounding?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Yeah that thing is supposed to go on your penis.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I wonder if there's a video of a man using this device without wearing the unitard.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You can buy them if you want. Also vibrators have been pretty widespread for a couple decades now

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The vibrator was invented before the toaster.

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    [–] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The STDs caught from robosex are gonna be gnar. Some kid in another country'll upload a virus that hijacks your dick. Gonna need a trojan to protect against trojans.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Friendly reminder that the sun (and a lot of other British, Australian and American news outlets) are owned by a milliarder Rupert Murdoch

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    my wife has been fucking her Hitachi9000 robot since 2015. we bought it from Amazon

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Hmmm.... Now I'm questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Women use vibrators men have a flesh light. We been gucking robots.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Not really the same. There's a reason most folks don't stick to sex toys and actually go through the effort of finding a partner. Hell, people do that even if they have no intention of forming a long term relationship. One night stands are a thing. For most people, vibrators and flesh lights clearly leave a lot to be desired. They can get you the O, but they lack the intimacy. I would say a robot could never provide that, but people are already falling in love with LLMs. As in, literal romantic love. When they change their models, OpenAI gets death threats from people acting like they just killed the love of their life. Because, well, they kind of did.

    We have been using mechanical sex toys, but there is a difference between a simple machine and a robot. Assumedly, a robot could fulfill the intimacy needs of a flesh and blood human, not just facilitate a climax. Sex robots and vibrators will fulfill fundamentally different human needs.

    Here's one way to imagine it. Some insecure guys object if a woman uses a toy while she and he are intimate. But what about a robot? Assuming you're a straight male, would you sleep with a girl that insisted that her (male) sex robot joined in? And this thing doesn't just perform basic mechanical stimulation. Imagine all of the words, touches, and caresses you like to use. Imagine all the ways you like to touch a woman while intimate. Imagine all the things you say to her. Imagine it all. Then imagine there's another dude next to you doing all those things and more. And he's better at them than you. He just happens to be a literal machine. If you want to sleep with this girl, you need to let this other guy join in.

    Having a robot join in would be like having another human person join in. Sure, if that's your thing, go for it and live your dream. But most people don't live like that and don't want to live like that.

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