Their values? Make a fuck ton of money

Huh. My days of refusing to purchase EA products are certainly coming to a middle.

Another reason to skip EA games if you didn't already.

Monetization over good games? Got it.

Well if there's a bottom, they found a shovel.

Yeah there goes the 1 EA game I ever bought lol. Not even that anymore. Values, Saudi Arabia and Jared should never be used in same sentence. Get Bent EA

that’s some cope

Wait, this ISN'T an Onion article?

MONEY

🤣

They’re both aligned on fucking over people for profit.

EA has no values, because they're a soulless, shit hole company, so they're not lying (this time), I guess.

I believe that. EA didn't have values before and will continue to not have them now.

"Our values have always been terrible. Expect no change."

Even if true not particularly encouraging

Can't change what doesn't exist

It's fitting that EA now belongs to a despotic regime and the spoiled son-in-law of a despot. It couldn't be more telling.

I won't be buying anything from them anymore.

So EA had poor values before and will continue to have poor values in the future. Got it.

They all value money over everything else, so that tracks.

So, just the same soulless cash grabs as usual going forward?

This is what I just saw on my thread:

Who need satire at this point?

So you’ll continue being a money sucking ghoul who infects my hobby with more and more micro transactions for things that should have been shipped with the game in the first place?

Phew, I was worried there for a sec I might have to credit SA or a fucking Kushner for fixing one of the shittiest publishers in gaming, nice to know they can remain on “pirate if it looks good” list.

That’s easy when you don’t have any values.

Thats not a good sign. I'm choosing to take that as EAs values were already so bad that nothing is going to change after being taken over by a trump Saudi investment firm.

Ah, I'm so relieved. For a second I thought they were going to stop being absolute dog shit.

So still no reason to buy? Gotcha!

Not gonna lie, I was pretty stoked for Battlefield 6. Haven't played one since 3 and all my friends were gonna get it. Guess I'll just go fuck myself and keeping playing Overwatch or something.

I've been boycotting them since before Battlefront 3 and I'm not stopping now

Well, that's quite the bold-faced lie.

My 11+ year old boycott of EA is looking smarter & smarter every day.

Values: money grab

You know, I didn't doubt that for a single second.

“Thank you for buying our game!” “Please sign in and give us all your personal information to play.” -Saudi ArabEA

Before they bought EA: EA is literally the devil.

After they bought EA: Great, there goes our EA!

Let's do what we do best: boycott this shit. Don't buy. Not that anyone was buying in the first place lol

lol haha lmao.

Oh tkey’re serious? Ok. Sure.

Looks like I'll be going from not playing EA games to not playing EA games.

It’s nice to know he’s a pathological liar right off the bat

look at the bright side. EA couldn't get any worse anyway. If it dies because of this then this event might be seen as a boon to humanity.

What a bunch of losers. Battlefield 6 will definitely be my last EA game

Yeah we know

At least they (hopefully) won't be getting even worse?

Well yeah cause their company values are all just money and ways to make even more money. Nothing else.

The thing is EA is supposedly one of the most stable and most high-benefit positions in the industry.

Well thats about to change

"I mean, they can't get any worse, right?"

Spoiler alert: They can.

Don't buy anything from EA, ever again.

So, more of the same or worse.

What he means is that they will still be a pos company that only cares about the bottom line and COULD NOT care less about the end user. Exactly the same.

Go fuck yourselves you greedy corporate colostomy bags.

Hopefully this shreds EA and their IPs to bits and we finally get some new and original ideas from the indie studios that pop up from the ruins.

"We value taking advantage of young children with lootboxes, pay to win, loads of DLC's to make games have actual content (still shit) and to find new ways to extort kids out of even more money than we have done so far. We believe our new leadership consisting of an extremist genocide supporting asshole and a regime where stoning women is normal won't change our values but would only support them."

lol values

Wake the fuck up

Sure, they'll just now promote games where Nazis and religious fundies murder journalists and gender minorities