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[–] 35 points 1 year ago

Yo, this place is dope, fuck reddit

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    Welcome internet stranger, you made the right choice.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    As am I. Apparently the Zionists subreddit mods don't like it when you compare Israeli propaganda to Nazi propaganda.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What got you banned? I said mean things about Elon Musk.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I got banned for saying in a Captain America thread that I’d love to see a version of the classic Captain America comic book cover where Cap punches Trump intead of Hitler.

    I was apparently inciting violence.

    Praise the fediverse!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Reddit really testing the limits of Dead Internet Theory

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Me posting dispelling obvious Israeli propaganda on any subreddit. Exhausting.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Reddit is going crazy with the bans. A perma ban can result from something as simple as saying something like "I hope the consequences of not vaccinating are more deeply suffered by anti-vaxxers than by people who are not vaxxed from an allergy or something". After all, that constitutes "hoping for violence/death".

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I wonder if it's because Reddit is now a prime resource for AI scraping, and they don't want it to repeat that anti-vaxxers should suffer more to their cooker clientele 🤔

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Someone wished Trump would die of disease (and didn't get banned), I wish him a long life and lots of suffering from disease so reddit banned me for advocating for violence (they'd been targeting me)

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I got banned for telling a legit Nazi to fuck himself up the ass with a cactus, no lube.

    Banned for threatening violence and hate speech apparently.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Yeah, my initial main account ban was because I said "if you try to have a monkey as a pet, you deserve to be bitten by it" on a video of a guy who had a monkey ripping shit up in his apartment and that bites him on the hand at one point.

    That apparently counts as inciting violence rather than y'know implying that people shouldn't own fucking monkeys which I felt was pretty clear given the context.

    Evidently my angry sounding unban request was not well received.

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    It was a cringe post where it was absolute pain, and I made a joke saying “the gun feels so good on the side of my head rn”

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I got perm banned for saying on a post about Nazis in South Dakota gathered on the Capitol steps, I said I was in the mood to punch some Nazis in the face. Reddit can suck it.

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  • Reddit is a full blown Nazi sympathizing shithole at this point. Good riddance.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    I got banned for calling an antivaxxer a waste of oxygen :3

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Yeah, of course... spez hates discussion of supposedly committing violence by anyone from center to left.

    It does not help that they're using AI-assisted profiling, information used by both mods and site admins to determine the number of strikes to ban users.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I've been banned from reddit hundreds of times, I have a bot that creates accounts, I say whatever I want, get banned, move to the next account.

    Also, every time I get banned I make sure to file an appeal where I tell the admins to gargle my balls.

    It's pretty fun community to be a part of 6/10

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  • I absolutely adore how Reddit is convinced that an account has any sort of value attached to it.

    When some Goebbels cock gobbling SSAdmin shadow banned my 18 year old account… I just made another, absolutely nothing of value was lost.

    Because Reddit is a Nazi sympathizing shithole, all I’ll ever do is take and consume - I’ll buy your competitors products at an increased cost to me if I see you advertising on Reddit.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    It’s always good to keep your options open. The fediverse has set up guardrails to prevent things from happening here that have already happened out there but anything can fail. I myself have an account on ramble if shit goes bad here. Always have an escape route. Have no loyalty, that will be abused.

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  • I can’t believe they banned me for what they banned me for too. After 16 years on the platform. Fuck em

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    And in the end it wasn't even really anything I said as much as the autoflag got my ass for posting on a temp account in a sub that banned my main account. Caught a perma ban for all my accounts with that shit.

    All because I originally said I hoped Elon overd*sed. (don't wanna be banned from here too so censor it is.) They're especially sensitive to that one in the Vancouver subreddit I guess for obvious reasons if you know about Vancouver.

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I got a temp ban from reddit. Not cool enough, apparently.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You might wanna try out the sorting "scaled" when browsing "all" to find new communities (or check out every c/newcommunity that interests you)

    But warning: scaled in all can have a lot of porn if you have nsfw on

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I write some bad word about Andrew tate House and get all my accounts band in one day . Fuck Reddit

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    You don't even need to say something, just become a "security risk" to them by using uBlock Origin to block their trackers. In other words, how I personally got banned. Anyway, welcome to Lemmy!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Welcome in! Enjoy your stay.

    All I'll say is that Lemmy is smaller than Reddit, so naturally a lot of convos default to politics and tech.

    Because of that though, you'll be exposed to potentially new ideas regarding both. So be open minded! But also know that you can block users, communities, and instances if you find them unbearable.

    Cheers

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    How do you guys even get banned? I'm straight up posting AI-generated suicide instructions nowadays, and I get more engagement and less shadow removals than I had before.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I got a 3 day ban for suggesting the Jan 6ers should have been shot for being traitors.

    Then got a 7 day ban for joking that a violent insurrection was needed in my own country.

    I wouldn't have minded if I was banned for being a filthy hypocrite.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    wait how do you even got AI to make suicide instructions I swear sometimes I give GPT a OC of mine who got shot and it doesn't wanna talk about it

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I mean, I just use AI to generate comments and mix suicide instructions in. Something like commenting a cupcake recipe and adding "tie rope around your neck" and "jump out the window" in between the steps provided by AI.

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  • My bans came from me saying that Israel is committing genocide and that Netenyahu needs to be tried and hanged for his crimes.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Lost track of my reddit bans. Really lost track of my subreddit bans. I really stacked them up late 2023.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Fuck reddit. Zionist fascsist infested shithole

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Me too. I commented on a post about a shooting and sarcastically asked how folks were going to blame it on trans people this time. Permabanned!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Welcome to the family! There are literally 10s of us!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I got banned in a subreddit because I said FB dude got a penis transplant from a rat

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

    The "one thing" he said:

    Edit: Kinda funny how He's flipping the bird backwards here though.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Yeah I did, I said nazi's can go fuck themselves. That got me a warning. Then I said anti-vaxxers are idiots and that forced vaccinations might be a good idea. When I said that they said I was promoting violence and that got me banned. Seriously, fuck Reddit.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I helpfully added to the end of a comment, "If you see a Nazi, punch a Nazi", as a play on "If you see something, say something." That got me a one-week suspension. A couple of weeks later, I posted a link to a site that explains how many of the top corporations are owned and controlled, through stocks, by a small group of the same billionaires--they all sit on each other's boards and block outsiders from being elected. That got me a permanent suspension. I haven't been back.

    This was on my account that is eight years old, and had over a million comment karma, and about 40,000 post karma. Fuck 'em.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's some real bullshit. Bruh, I had an 11 year old account. I'm perma banned now. According to them I was inciting violence.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Maybe it's just me, but no matter what the ban was for (I'm very aware Reddit is going ban-crazy and has just been shit in general,) I feel it's a bad omen that one community (connected communities, fediverse, what have you) is being largely inhabited by people banned from other communities.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    reddit bans people for saying things like "isreal shouldn't be genociding the gazans"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I was banned for saying we should pay to feed our kids breakfast and lunches at school instead of paying to blow up someone else's kids

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    the isrealis have doubled down on their efforts to control social media like the US empire controls legacy media and we're now seeing the fruits of that labor.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Welcome brother! Or sister... Or non-binary memelord... Uwu....

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    The censorship has gone mad on Reddit. I was a user there before the whole Digg migration, and it's been such a wonderful ride. It had to end at some point, though.

    I'm just at a point where it's genuinely impossible to have a conversation there without having your comments removed, the thread locked, or downvoted to oblivion for not joining in to whatever the masses are yapping about.

    Less of a town square and more of a mob of idiots surrounded by bots.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    This place:

    "I hate you and your dumb. Yay, my opinion is finally seen!"

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I’ve been banned from a community on here before because I’m sure someone misread my comment.

    My comment was clearly aligned with everyone else on the post, but I still got banned and mods did not respond to my messages about getting unbanned.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    What was the reason though? Personally I never used Reddit. So I don't know about them

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    mfw people think lemmy is a free safe space until they discover the biggest instance admins are mostly intolerant, impulsive manchilds UwU

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  • This, with even less recourse to have the ban removed. Eg I was banned by Jordan Lund from politcal/news Lemmys, publicly spoke with him about the ban and was found to not have broken any rules, and he just wont remove the ban. For me doing literally nothing wrong, except having politics he doesn't agree with (feminism and think Trump engaged in election interference, which I had and have reputable sources for), in a politcal sub.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I have only one account left on reddit 😕

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Yeah it's gotten bad on reddit

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    fake reports on your profile which reddit just won't check if they make sense:

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    It is the way; welcome

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I actually enjoy the experience of Reddit more after having been banned.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Lemmy is fine. We just need more users for content.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I was banned for a while, saying that NATO countries should declare war on Russia and kill Putin. That was a political news Reddit, and the topic was about Russia's Shadow Fleets and sabotage operations. War, the consideration and advocation, is an inherently political thing.

    Reddit would say that Churchill wanting to fight Nazi Germany is advocating for violence. While technically true, it misses the fact that sometimes words cannot broker peace nor civility.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I have so many bans on Reddit.

    I was banned from r/soapmaking for saying that people who buy soap made by other people, melt it, add perfume and trinkets, and pour it into moulds aren't making soap, they're doing arts and crafts. I raise the pigs, render the fat to make lard, and do the chemistry to turn it into soap. I make soap.

    I was banned from r/canada for wondering if Danielle Smith was going to pay the lunatic street preecher charged with violating Covid restrictions a conjugal visit, after she made a fawning phone call to him while he was on trial, when he was convicted and sentenced to jail.

    I was banned from r/Conservative for pointing out that the headlines that said that the DOJ had found massive voter fraud in Georgia was actually written by a Trump political appointee and contradicted the DOJ, the Republican Attorney General of the United States, the Republican Attorney General of Georgia, the Republican Secretary of State of Georgia, and Republican election officials from Georgia.

    I was banned from the Freedom Convoy sub for asking which constitutional rights had been taken away since the protesters had exercised their Section 2 rights to assemble, their Section 6 rights to cross interprovincial borders freely and that they were free to leave Canada if they could find any country that would take them and free to return if they quarantined, and that since none of them were vaccinated they had obviously exercised their Section 8 right not to receive the vaccine.

    Never, ever speak truth into an echo bunker.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Bans seem harsh but you do seem like me, just a generally contemptible asshole.

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  • It's not really that much better here. People jumping the gun constantly.

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