plumbers already see the issue

It would be hilarious to take this to a conference and just leave it in a corner.

If you peed down it with enough force, you’d splash your own asshole

The sticker sent me

I regret seeing this.

The specificity of the exact hole placement sends me.

there's a comedy show called Dead Pixels about stuff like this

There I was, kill-death ratio in the teens, on a 20 kill streak... dick out, shit bucket full...

It also has an integrated fullness gauge: when the piss level reaches your dick. It's time to empty the bucket.