This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. "LFGTM 😡" bypass branch protection rules

Half-assing two jobs at once

Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..

It's worth mentioning that this guy and the "Uber driver" works in the same company

don't merge and drive

I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.

Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.

Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!

Science fiction or San Francisco?

He's checking in code for FSD.

This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!

Pretty normal adhd behaviour

I mean... prescient, but also very un-funny if true

average tech entrepreneur

man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot

A Personal Record?

A Public Relations?

Merging the PR and merging into traffic!

Is this a 2008 RDX?