From the Irish Star. The context is not very helpful.

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[–] 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So he's only able to get the job done after his wife has had her neck muscles cut and was worn out by like 3 other dudes?

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This reminds me of the bags of sand moment in 40 year old virgin.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My wife has never once felt the need the publicly reiterate my sexual prowess for millions of people. That's my take on this

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  • It's especially weird given the whole Elon Musk black eye thing a few months ago, and then her dropping this after his vengeance speech at Charlie Kirk's funeral.

    After dropping that other tidbit about him and mayonnaise?? These people are so fucking weird.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    what stephen miller wears in bed

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Or while Elon's in his bed with Katie... or so the rumors around DC have it.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse. – Ezekiel 23:20

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago

    This screams, "My husband is a cuck and has a small ass dick"

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    It might be true if he fucks her like he’s fucking the U.S.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Slight clarification that no one will care about, this is from the Irish Star, not the Irish Times. The Star shares the same parent company as the UK’s Daily Mirror, and more or less aims for similar demographics.

    But yeah, worked on me, I clicked

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm assuming bragging on Miller's prowess is an explicit part of Katie Miller's tradwife contract.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    My man husband is a very manly man.

    I swear to God, if you bring up the totally not true story that he plays with Barbie dolls, I'm gonna fucking lose it.

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    totally not true story that he plays with Barbie dolls

    I would like to know more. Please.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Rumor has it that he is so disliked by his colleagues, that they started circulating the rumor to undermine him.

    They're relying on the fact that it's so hard to tell what's true and what's only highly likely.

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    'The Grapes of Wrath, huh?’

    'Yes’ I said, faking composure. ‘It’s fantastic.’

    ‘It’s a fantastic primer for vacuous proto-Communists everywhere,’ she said dismissively.

    ‘I don’t know about that..’

    She sighed. ‘I don’t have enough ink in my pen to keep a running list of what you don’t know. May I?’

    Definitely on point.

    Speaking of, she's been very quiet during Trump 2.0. What's she up to these days? And does she still return to that farmers market longing for the one who got away?

    This also reminds me of that theory that Kelly Ann Conway took the job in Trump's first administration as part of some weird kink game her and her husband were secretly playing while pretending to be disgusted with each other.

    Edit: (2 hours ago)ANN COULTER: The phones are trying to kill us!

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    More like a picador

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)