I think putting it in rice would extract the radiation.

They're trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.

Just like grandmas famous stronium shrimp jumbalia🤌🤌🤌🤌

All this woke panic about radiation is FAKE NEWS. Radiation isn't bad for you it just makes the shrimp a little warmer

You could just let the shrimp boil the water though if its radioactive enough. Save on fuel.

If you wait long enough they'll stop being radioactive

They clearly said that boiling the shrimp then discarding the water would REDUCE, more specifically HALF the radiation levels.

I can't believe this shit is leading to my colleagues (and likely me some day soon) being laid off.