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[–] 48 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

You know who believed in empathy? Jesus.

You know who would have given Charlie Kirk the side eye for saying it was a made up concept? Jesus.

You know who would have flipped a fucking table if he saw people profiting from his name while saying shit like "empathy is made up"? Jesus.

Would Jesus love Charlie Kirk? Of course, he loves everyone regardless of their sins.

Would Jesus have liked Charlie Kirk? That's very debatable. Prove me wrong 🙏

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    Republican shows that he has mental health issues.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Literal blasphemy. That should tell you all you need to know about these demons.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "Good news, Judas. You're off the hook! We found a new guy to do it."

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Imagine if you were a comedian, really committed to your bit, posing as maga long-term and rolling out a glorious burn linking kirk to judas and everyone just takes your statement at face value. Nehls is a misunderstood comedic genius!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    In other news, Republican is a stupid fucking asshole.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Laying it on with a fucking trowel, aren't they? Who's the 14th disciple, Goebbels?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Kirk would not have given up his worldly possessions to follow Jesus. He also would not have followed the other instructions.

    Troy Nehls is an idiot who should be removed from office. All republicans should be removed from office.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I love it when the crazies don't read their own apocrypha.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    Not even in the Apocrypha, in Acts 12 they voted to replace Judas with Matthias. And then later in 1st Corinthians 15, Paul claimed to be an apostle. So, not even counting the apocrypha, at best Kirk would be the 15th.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Can we get the Pope's word on this? This sounds like something you could be crucified for back in the day

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  • Jesus would have flipped a table at him, no doubt. Then go chill with some prostitutes.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Yeah and I'm Krishna

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Are these people just trying to 1-up each other with how hard they can suck a dead man off?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Where did Hitler fit in? 14th?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    He actually had 14 that were specifically mentioned by name in the Bible.

    So, once again, the Christians* don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

    Or, as would be obvious to a real Christian -they are followers of the antichrist and blaspheming the name of Jesus with every act the claim to do in his name.

    PS. I am of no religion or faith. I just like to read.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Some of them may have been known by more than one name. Like Simon who they called "Rock" (Peter).

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I assume in Lucifer’s three mouths we’d then have Brutus, Cassius, and Charlie Kirk

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    Why it is even honorary? Jesus teachings are garbage

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    I this Jesus would have pulled the trigger.

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