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[โ€“] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

pampered tortoiseshell cat 4 years, miss you MissMiss

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Such a pretty cat! You must have some great memories with her, being so pretty and so torti-ed. I have a dilute torti, and rest assured it's only her colouring that is diluted, not the tortitude!

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    [โ€“] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Iโ€™m going out Saturday night to celebrate the results.

    Why the fuck not. If you donโ€™t go out and celebrate news like this, then nothing is worth celebrating ๐ŸŽ‰

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 1 year ago

    One particular co-worker is irritating me to high heaven today and can absolutely go sit on a rusty pipe for a while. Ffs.

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  • [โ€“] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    โ€œWhy yes focus group thatโ€™s paying $600 for 4 hours online work, I am absolutely someone who goes fishing all the timeโ€.

    To ChatGPT: โ€œ So hereโ€™s the thingโ€ฆโ€

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 1 year ago*

    Husband got a Welcome to Cuntry the other day when a roo jumped out and smashed his front grill and bounced off with his badge.

    He gets to drive my grandma car now.

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  • Getting ready to head to the gym and pulled a muscle in the worst possible spot where I canโ€™t do either upper or lower body.

    Win some, lose some. Looks like itโ€™s me and fluffy butt hanging out today.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Nothing says R U OK like a kit kat.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    Aldi have these cheese sticks. I eat them every day

    So my question of the day is: What are you loving sick lately? Could be anything!

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I've been tracking my food and seeing that I'm not eating much fat so I've started using camembert as butter in my egg on toast, and stirring a tea spoon of peanut butter into my porridge. Both of these things have been a solid improvement to each meal.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Jazz apples. I could legit eat them all day non stop no worries lol

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  • [+] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)
  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago

    The Coles brand dark chocolate block I guess? It does have a little dairy added now (donโ€™t think that was there before) but itโ€™s not seemed to cause problems with a few squares. Itโ€™s tasty and relatively cheap.

    Also Melbcat, all the time ๐Ÿ˜˜

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 1 year ago

    Fix and Fogg Everything Butter or Mayvers Pure Goodness Everything Spread. Dairy Farmers Lemon Cream Yoghurt or Danone Double Cream black cherry yoghurt. Maesri Masaman curry paste in a tin for $2.20. Pain Away forte ultra pro joint and muscle pain relief spray.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago

    beach, I have my thermals on, a woolen polo jumper, a woollen zip up jacket and a rain coat , wool hat and scarf

    hope I'll be warm enough

    will take pics ๐Ÿ‘

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Any of you lot who need to de-fur their face use a cut throat? Contemplating getting Boyo one

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Does he cut with the grain or against? Is he good with sharpening tools? Does he nick himself regularly?

    You can get nice Safety razors. That's what my man uses.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I used to!!!!

    Was using disposable blades though, not a proper old school single piece one.

    Great shave. Takes a bit of practice, but a good skill to have. A nice shaving kit, with a proper razor, brush and stand makes an awesome gift.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh a sort of halfway thing? Didn't know that was an option.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago

    so tired

    husband thinks we might have a bug

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I have now successfully visited a new place and aquired some mulch. The landscape supply place is a tiny bit more expensive than Bunnings, but it has an indoor drive in area that was much nicer than having to wrangle lots of stuff on a trolley (probably 2 or 3 trips worth) in the rain.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Local trivia last night, rocked in 2nd place again!

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Woo hoo ๐Ÿฅ‚

    What's your strongest category? Mine is food & drink and random general knowledge shit.

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  • Good night all from the fluffball and her victim lol โค๏ธ

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago

    This guy posts videos of riding his gravel bike and they're always interesting

    Gravelbike vs Skybus

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago

    Average TF2 enjoyer

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    For tonight I chose an ab workout. I am an idiot. I haven't seen my abs since 2006. What the hell was I thinking?

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Movie Review

    The Brutalist.

    A long movie about art and artists and the artistic life.

    His life is chaotic. Nothing is ever easy. Maybe that is the point. ( but the movie is carefully constructed )

    I am going to watch it again tomorrow.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago (22 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

    PSA: Donโ€™t click the Charlie Kirk video.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Charlie kirk getting shot and killed at an event where he defends guns despite the numerous gun deaths per year is actually the objectively funniest way he could have died

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 1 year ago* (4 children)
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    The best thing would have been if he had changed his mind and defended non violence as a way to handle interpersonal problems and political differences.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    ...no, that would have been weird and ironic

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I just can't see any humour, can't see any good outcomes from this

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    well yeah there's gonna be a ton of right wing noise. But we cannot allow them to emotionally hijack the narrative.

    Snark aside, we will hopefully see more and more of these dipshits realise that people do have breaking points and they are not untouchable

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Please sir, may I have all of the vegetables?!

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 1 year ago

    Why birds gotta be so loud at 5:30am? Natureโ€™s alarm has been getting to me this week.

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