If only AI would get banned at work.

In case you in fact do not know how to write a resignation letter, let me help demonstrate using a standard way, and a fancy way:

standard

I quit.

fancy

Dear ,

I quit.

Sincerely,

It should be noted that and are placeholders that you would replace with the name of your manager and the name they put on your paycheck under “Pay to the order of” field, respectively.

Holy brainrot batman.

Nope. I'd do a search and use one of the hundreds of resignation letter templates I'd find.

As extensively as I use AI for work and personal use, I understand I still need to know where and how to find things. These LLMs are trained on damn near the entire Internet, and that data didn't just disappear.

Is this intended to be relatable or scornful?

Hey yall my last day is in 2 weeks it’s been real

I would be ecstatic if AI was banned at work. Fucking sick of people dumping absolute dogshit on me and expecting me to make sense of it.

Now, if I was forced to use AI, I'd probably quit unless I could find an easy way to circumvent it. But honestly probably not even then, because being forced to use it is a really bad sign.

My resignation letters have always been fact-based and short. Nothing about reason or cause. Just: "I'm resigning. Date, last day, Thx, Bye."

On one job a while back, I resigned, but management had a PIP quota. So they put me back, pipped me, and gave me a severance check.

Like an idiot, I was like: "But I already quit."

Manager and HR on line are like: 🤦🏻‍♂️

This is dumb

"Thank god. That roomba you got to help me sweep fucking sucks. Little bastard is always out back smoking cigarettes and not actually working."

If the President of the United States can resign in one sentence, so can I.

Dear [Managers Name],

Please accept this as my letter of resignation my last day will be [date/effective immediately] .

[Paragraph on things you did that made you "proud" if you might work there again/professionally bitch about how shit things are if you will never work there again/leave blank]

[Thank you for the opportunity to work here and I wish you all well/leave blank]

Kind Regards,

[Your Name]

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