Even ladies look.
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I feel a little bad for it, but like Im also looking at billboards, shop windows, my own reflection in cars, cats running across the road, cool looking bikes going past, odd shaped dog turds, the writing on the back of the guys shirt in front of me.
I dont have the mental fortitude to keep my eyes locked at exactly 12 o clock all the time I'm existing.
I kinda resent being made to feel bad for it.
Don't feel bad about it. Just don't sit there slack-jawed and staring. Anyone who tries to make you feel bad about it is just too chronically online for their own good.
Look, people showing cleavage are aware it's going to draw attention. In the same way women know if they put words on their tits you're going to read them. There's a difference between noticing something and staring right at it
A couple of days ago I saw a woman with a fishnet shirt with a bright yellow piece covering the chest, saying "Caution!"
I think it's genius
But I'm a slow reader
If I was less lazy I'd make an opposite picture where the cleavage is blasting men's eyes with a laser.
this aired in 2002

so it's not like media hasn't been both calling out, taking advantage of, and making fun of male gaze
I mean as a gay man I'm constantly checking out like 5 different areas of men constantly. Sorry I'm horny? I'm not making it obvious or them uncomfortable.
Ass, crotch, thighs, chest and arms. Eyes are a bonus. Pretty much everything about men just revs my engine.
Ass, dick, chest, shoulders, forearms?
Just a guess I'm a straight dude I have no fucking clue
Forearms is a good one. Also I love a man with good hands. A little rough is nice.
Do men even have 5 areas?
Left thumb, upper ankle, clavicle, ears, appendix
Can't stand my appendix being ogled
This was a hard question to answer for some reason. Probably because I'm into most types of guys. I like guys that are confident in themselves without trying too hard. You can tell when a man loves his body because it will show in his personality, mannerisms, and antics.
I love a big belly or a six-pack, but I lean more to the dad bod type. I love big arms and pecs, but it's not a requirement. That valley between the pecs and the stomach is somewhere I hope to take long naps. I could just curl up on a man's chest and just sleep for ages.
Love a man with thick thighs and calves. I'm a runner so I love when those calves are fucking rock hard.
Honestly, dick size isn't so important to me much. I can have fun with any size. Mostly, I want that dad bod or some pecs to suckle on.
Lastly, hair. I love a hairy man. Beards drive me insane. However, a man with a big belly but totally hairless is kinda hot.
I got really shallow in this post, but I'm okay with that. I like guys that are bigger than me physically, but twunks also get my heart pounding.
Oh shit, I almost forgot my favorite part. A huge badonkadunk. Love a man with an ass bigger than my head lol.
Wow, now I'm horny. I need to go take care of some things. BRB
Isn't she Kara, AKA Supergirl...?
They are cousins... That makes it weirder.
Nope, she's Power Girl. While still Superman's cousin, in this specific continuity (injustice), she's from an alternate timeline. So it's like half incest
Smallville is Alabama now? Is this another reboot?
Cousin cleavage
So I hate women because I'm attracted to women?
I think the joke is about staring at them, not shooting them with a deadly laser
He was probably referring to the misogyny in the title
there’s a big difference between being attracted to women and staring at their boobs
lesbians can manage one without the other just fine, why can’t you?
If guys had half their dicks out, people would state too.
We should create a new fashion where men wear underwear that shows ball cleavage
Like truck nuts, but for people!
Bring codpieces back!
But dick or balls?
Stare.
But fellows do not mosey around finding ways to cleverly expose their shafts unless you give them your cell number, and that makes it okay.
Right, dick = breasts
I won't apologize for my gender.
If only there was a way to prevent people from looking at your cleavage...
I actually dont know what you mean lol. Reduction surgery? Full burka???
Yeah it's called Look Up.
Are you looking at cleavage? Stop it. Look up.
I like boobies too but dude take some personal responsibility. Let people live their lives
it is called not showing them
What an idiotic suggestion. Hetero men everywhere will rejoice in you shutting the fuck up right now.
Exactly. Why wear provocative clothes and make a bug fuss about men staring at you. Fuckin' women with their stupid logic.
At least here in Poland, I don't see women complaining about this shit, nor do they really care if you check them out. It's probably just a western culture thing.





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