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[–] 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He looks a bit more constipated, so I would assume he's grunting one out.

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    What do you mean he hurt his feelings? Didn't know he had any feelings

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    Oh good, I was worried my MegaDeth references would go unnoticed

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago

    It just looks like he sharted again. Pretty sure he's used to it.

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    i love that after all that time since his first inauguration we're back at crowd sizes and it's still literally the only thing he cares about.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago

    He's totally shitting

    I'd love for his heart to break (literally), but I think he's shitting his pants

    Again.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago

    Meanwhile Melania sits as still and lifeless as their marriage.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago

    He looks like he just realized he's 79.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Lol awww did someone get their fee-fees hurt when they made it publicly obvious how terribly unpopular they are? Awww poor fee-fees!

    Get bent.

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    Hegseth: Aww that’s too bad. Nothing gets chocolate out. See?!

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    Trump's birthday parade was a failure

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What's actually sad about this is Trump made it about him, but they were going to do this parade anyways, which means the failures are our military and our government. Because you know, those Russian and Chinese parades are pretty fucking insane. Like you might not be for the military doing their little elephant march but you gotta admit especially the Chinese they do that shit in style... the pageantry is on point.

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  • The problem is that pageantry is all that it is. The other dictators that do this may say things like it is just a show of their patriotic pride, but it is, in reality, an indulgence, flexing their power, showing everyone when they jump, they better give me an amazing spectacle, not just jump. Also, behold our arms!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I, for one, want to believe that there are people responsible for this parade that deliberately pulled punches so we don't go down that path. What was on display was more akin to a living history exhibit, like the Smithsonian itself hired a bunch of costumed actors for the day. If we consider for a moment what an "American-style" propagandized display of full-on military might would actually look like, I am very relieved that the events of the 14th were very, very far removed from all that.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    “Oh, hope the diaper holds!”

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago*

    Melania: Come on, Xanax, kick in. Now, damn you! I said KICK! THE FUCK! IN!!!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    And Melanias face says, Suck shit you old Orange cunt.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    She is incredibly good at holding her face completely impassive.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Need heart to break a heart

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Looks more like he let one rip or am I ootl on this one?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    He does not have a heart in metaphorical sense, only in the physical sense.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    The worst part is the empathy in my brain still wants to react with sadness to seeing someone about to cry.

    I know this man is pure evil and deserves worse than some hurt feelings. My darn brain doesn't quite get that.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Sometimes you gotta wonder about how a man who's buried all possibility of self-reflection reacts to a day like that. Like the next morning when he's clumsily slathering on orange clown paint in front of the mirror, and he accidentally catches the reflection of his dead eyes looking back at himself, is there the faintest stirring of anything, even just a vague sensation that all of his choices have led him to become the friendless, unloved husk of a human staring down the twilight of his existence?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    I would cut his head off with a butter knife. Then I would go home, cook myself a steak dinner, and a salad. Sign into my computer. Wack off. And then go to sleep and wake up the next day like nothing happened.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago*

    Not all psychopaths are antisocial. It's in your best interest to do the right thing especially when you're lower in the hierarchy. But to be honest, it's really the inner circles of a lot of these people that are that real issue. Even Hitler had an inner circle.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    The man has all the emotional maturity of a toddler. He is only evil insofar as toddlers are evil. That is, he has persistently shown a lack of ability to accept and learn from the negative consequences of his actions.

    All he knows is to chase praise, like a toddler chasing a butterfly, unaware of all the ants he’s trampling along the way.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Micro stroke?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    mumbling jong-un gets a golden throne mumbling Not even a hovering one like in Sgt. Bilko

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Be / Holden

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