May God have mercy on your soul.

i would add Happy Gilmore (which came right after Billy Madison) and my wife insists Wedding Singer are added to the cannon before we fire it. otherwise we're with you, grapeshot loaded tally ho

I'm probably remembering wrong but The Longest Yard doesn't have a love interest in it does it?

Dude on the left is still muscular. And looks significantly in better shape that Adam Sandler. There truly is dad bod inflation

"Well, I don't like men with too many muscles."

"I didn't make him for you!"

But, see, the problem is... The problem is that... That uh... The problem is that women don't know what they like!!!

before looks healthy, after looks like he'll die from a week without food

He would look approximately 46.2% better if he didn't dress like this.

Counterpoint: IRL Adam Sandler has money and personality.

His movies are just group trips to nice places with his friends and they all get paid. The great friend part seems to check out if you ask me.

Basically none of them are amazing movies but everyone gets paid. Sometimes for going to a tropical resort.

As someone who works in film, I don’t understand how people would be down with that. Our days are stupid long and exhausting. Everyone usually just wants to get home by the time we finally finish

Aren't half those cute blondes his actual wife?

Except Ben Stiller doesnt look weird and goofy like Adam Sandler. And his comedy isn't horrible cringe either.

It was written and directed by someone else entirely. Adam Sandler just stars in the movie. Anything actually good he's been in hasn't been one of his own projects.

One of my favorite movie anecdotes is that during some press conference promoting Magnolia someone asked Paul Thomas Anderson what his next movie is going to be and he said "a comedy with Adam Sandler" and everyone laughed. And then he made Punch Drunk Love.

Also, Reign over Me was also pretty good.

It's also really bad even for AI.

Not only would it have been really, really easy to find a non-AI image, it would have been similarly easy to get better results from image gen. It's like they went out of their way to find the worst slop possible.

right is the joke that they're both ugly and malformed?

To be fair he was often involved with the leads along with a long string of 16 and 17 yr olds.

counterpoint: eight crazy nights absolutely slapped when i was 11

Nah punch drunk love is also really good

Leo is surprisingly good, but it's geared towards kids so most adults may not have seen it.

He has a number of good movies. I guess because the most popular means visible movies are his slop comides for the whole family his "real" movies kinda goes under the radar.

Uncut gems is a masterpiece but I wanna mention Spaceman because it is fantastic. It is kinda the opposite of Uncut gems, if the first is like fast pace on the edge of you seat that you spend the whole movie holding your breath that shit is about to hit the fan, Spaceman is super slow and introspective, big great nonetheless.