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[–] 43 points 1 year ago

Fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd>fwd

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Just masturbate. You don't have to spam C/shitposting

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Dentist: Well thankfully I'm a woman in a male dominated profession.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    lightly holds the bean with her fingernails...

    can any clitoris owning human tell me if that would hurt or be like no big deal?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    You usually gotta pay extra for that kind of thing

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    King of forwards

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I do the same thing but at the barber shop while he's cutting my hair

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    This reminds me, I need to find a new dentist.

    The current one seems to be a big fan of Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors. I literally have PTSD from my last 2 visits, the pain was so bad. And I seemingly have a very high pain tolerance level, or so I'm told, which ought to tell you something.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    Wrong, that would be the dental hygienist. Dentists rarely perform standard cleanings as pictured.

    Also, if a cleaning is causing serious pain that's partially on you for doing a poor job in your own routine.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    “WRONG”. Who tf does that

    Well I had a deep cleaning like this recently due to many years of poor hygiene and it was performed by the dentist.

    I have to go back in 3 months to see the hygienist.

    You also said “rarely” which invalidates your crazy “wrong” Karen sounding ass.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I cast: testicular torsion!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Dentistry is a productive Gom Jabbar. 😅

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    if she hot she can eat my balls , deepfry preferred

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