And why should I believe a liar like him?

we got a paradox at hand, since trump never says the truth

Former President JOE BIDEN “wouldn’t do them for months,” he added. “You wouldn’t see him. And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him.”

Fucking lol. You never fucking shut up about him health

Yeah, but he lies all the time... Can we trust him on this?

He is not dead. He is the undead. The wounds, the incoherent speech. The first zombie president.

When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the halls of the white house and congress.

Well I didn't believe he was dead before but now I'm not so sure

That's exactly what a dead president would say.

Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?

There's a necromancer working overtime somewhere

Who the hell is that supposed to be?

given his lies track record, that must mean he's definitely dead

People should just hold huge protests that simultaneously celebrate his death and call for the release of the Epstein files. Maybe his orange, fat monkey head would explode.

There are two Trumps before you. One always lies and one is dead...

On one hand, biology, but in the other hand, he's never been know to tell the truth before.

I want a second opinion

Its just gout everybody gets it....then a few years later incontinence, arthritis, dementia or a bad fall and eventually the pearly gates or the lava hole.

If I had a nickel for every time Drumpf told the truth, I'd now have a nickel, which isn't a lot.

Guys I'm fine, all natural face today :)

I don't believe him.

Sad

Look at his gross dead pig eyes and tell me that isn't dead...

Some one stab him to check. We need proof.

Of course you'd say that you stupid fucking horse!

Common Barbara Striesand...

The LAMESTREAM {{media}} wants you to BELIEVE that "trump" is NOT dead.

I ATEN'T DEAD

I don't know what would be worse.. Trump still alive or JD Vance taking over. It is like a lose/lose situation..

is he still talking about that creep?

And there you have it folks. Donald Trump is most certainly dead.

That was definitely Eric in a skinsuit. Proof: trust me, bro.

we're going to need at least 5 buckets of lymph for testing

Damn! So close.

Right...it's definitely not a guy who's in love with couches saying this. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

So he's undead then. We are in a zombie apocalypse

Liar

I really wanna see if USA gonna make a back-flip, if he dies.

You're not fooling anyone you know?

Take a hint.

ENHANCE!