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submitted 1 year ago by youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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Nothing is going to be more unhinged than what I already have. Top comment wins.

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[+] TheBat@lemmy.world 129 points 1 year ago (2 children)

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 21 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the one in 2020 that someone named Corona1488 got banned from LoL but their real last name was Corona and their Birthday was January 4th 1988 (or April 1st maybe). I think they got Riot's attention and got their account back, maybe they had to change it, I'm not sure.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Oh wow, I genuinely laughed at that one.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (5 children)

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[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world [S] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

That’s enough internet for today

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You asked 😙

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

No

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

They asked for unhinged; I happen to be a connoisseur.

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[–] ninekeysdown@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy…

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[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Dale

Rusty Shackleford

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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Rusty Shackleford is just the name he uses to order Pizza with.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

CunningLinguist

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[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

You may be a cunning linguist, but im a master debater

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[–] Archer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

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[–] Krelis_@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago (1 child)

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[–] hancock@retrolemmy.com 11 points 1 year ago

Fuck

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your real first name and last name.

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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 year ago

Along with your Tax ID, credit card number and date of birth and mother's maiden name.

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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I did that once, and it was really jarring for people to see.

People have gotten completely desensitized to names like "ForceU2swllow" or "xXx_daRk_pRo_MLG_xXx". A regular name, your actual name IS the most unhinged shit.

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[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

My first thought was Predator (the creature) as a child

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

You're the man now, dog

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hard_R_Autist

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[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

LTT reference?

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know what LTT means.

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[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Well then i guess ists not an LTT reference.

Linus Tech Tips, founder Linus, thought when someone said hard r they mean the word used to describe mentally different people. But in the context it seemed like he is talking about African Americans, was a short lived story as it was a genuine mistake.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, he sounds like an idiot. I was making jokes

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