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"Where is your god now?" Picture of pizza in the form of a pineapple

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    Pineapple + Jalapeños pizza sweet and savory combo!!

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    All you proved is that god is cruel

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    People will still hate this despite not a single slice of pineapple on top of the pineapple shaped pizza.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    If your god fears such a deliciously sweet, savory, and spicy combination, it might not be a god at all.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    "God is dead, and we killed him."

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    Pineapple belongs as pizza. The great debate is finally over.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    As long as there's no pineapple in it its cool to me.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It’s like an American bastardization of Japanese Taiyaki. They look like fish, but there’s no fish in them.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Was having trouble deciding what to eat for dinner, thanks, this looks delicious 😋

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  • He has abandoned us to suffer in our sins.

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    In the trash, fuck green peppers

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is just a pineapple, there is no theology to it

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    My god ran to the store for some pineapple to put on this bad boy.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Pineapple on pizza haters are the preachy vegans/carnivores of the pizza topping world.

    No one's forcing you to eat it!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Squashed in the plate.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    He's out on the back porch right now, but I bet if I present this to him he might let me fellate him until he adds the special sauce.

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Now, that is a pineapple pizza I can get behind

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I can't tell if those are peppers, jalapenos, or pickles; and I hate that I have to add that 3rd one because I've seen that particular food crime before.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Id only put pickles on a cheeseburger or bbq base pizza, but on both of those they kinda slap. Pickled jalapenos are the best of both worlds though.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    worked at a place with a bacon cheeseburger pizza. it had everything you’d expect on a burger, including shredded lettuce, tomatos, pickles, and a ketchup/mustard sauce.

    it’s upsettingly good. when we’d flip buffet and throw out old pizza, folks would argue over who gets the BCB.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    people say god is everywhere , in every single matter , does that mean i am fucking and kissing the god which makes me gay or i am popping in water . it also means my ai wifu has god in her aww

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