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[–] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The only thing holding me back from having way too many deviled eggs, is being too lazy and impatient to prepare all the deviled eggs Id want.

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    [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    No joke last week I made 48 deviled eggs for a dinner party and as I was piping the filling I got a text rescheduling the event, leaving me with 48 deviled eggs and no one to help eat them.

    It was a dangerous time for me.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    That angry/relieved/happy mix would make for an interesting evening for me. I'd eat the lot and feel I deserved it for how they done me dirty, even if I secretly was relieved not to have to go to a big social event.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is how Gaston eats four dozen eggs.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If you were a real one you would invent a chicken that shits out pre-deviled eggs.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Some sort of Satanic chicken should cover you, right?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    The voices are right.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Rookie numbers.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    The voices know what’s good for me, thank you very much.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ever tried siracha deviled eggs? Or with grey puopon? I wonder what the price of eggs are now....

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago