They’ve gentrified r/nofap
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Or just don't feel shame about it
Why are people posting this shit on LinkedIn? That place was such a good idea for business contacts and networking, when did it turn into Facebook?
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Did his wife make him post this?
People can get addicted to anything. People literally get addicted to water and drink so much it dilutes the sodium in their body.
If you are going to ban porn because one freak spanks his monkey nonstop then you need to ban water as well because people can actually die from those reduced sodium levels ... but won't die from a monkey spanking porn marathon.
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Complicated way of saying:
"since I don't masterbate as much I want to fuck her more."
That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.
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Finally we have reached the reddit reposting stage of Lemmy
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Guy does not look happy.
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Oh he's selling help for quitting porn. Thats why it's on LinkedIn. Still weird af though
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Translation: I jerk off in the bathroom at work because that's the only place my wife can't catch me.
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THANK G*D YOU PROTECTED ME FROM THIS E**L WORD
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Promoted, lol. I bet his wife just wanted to humiliate him and he accepted in a bid to save the marriage.
Great, now the rest of us will need to watch more porn to take up the slack. Porn’s not going to watch itself.
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Only Linked In could turn "not wanking" into a hobby/business.
#p*rnsober
FediverseLunatics
Reminder, that porn addiction was made up by evangelists to push the narrative, that porn is always bad and must be banned.
This narrative, alongside with the rampant sexism and transphobia, caused a tremendous harm to my psyche, a lot more than what porn actually caused to me in my whole life (sore frenulum, and maybe that time could have been "spent better"). Humans are naturally hard wired to need it, unless they're aces, and similarly to those who are not as much into it, there are those who need sexual things much more.
Those eyes
a better listener
Man, I hate jerking off so much that I literally can't hear women. Abstinence has really improved my checkout time at Albertsons.
Not me, I watch porn when I feel like it. My wife knows about it and its totally fine because we're adults and know what all those sex parts look like and what they do.
Fair play. Bit of a strange thing to put on LinkedIn though
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No fun! Only work!
Now where’s the “I don’t believe you” gif?
#pornsober, no delf-censorship. I'm against porn and all censorship!
He definitely looks like a man who is afraid to touch himself
Needs more screenshot. At least show the downvotes on one of them so I can know what to think.
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