Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you

I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.

Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?

Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.

Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.

If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.

You want some fuck?

“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”

Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I'm getting mixed signals.

What's a place like you doing in a [them] like this?

You're eyes would look great on my night stand

Your skin is amazing can I wear it?

You smell like my mother

Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.

I'm like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin'.

Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro.

Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)

Want to come home and fuck?

Are you urine? Cuz pee my heart

My love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!