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What is the lamest pickup line you can think of? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Mine is

"Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart."

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[–] oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.

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[–] 0_0j@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Goodness LOL

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