We truly are in the worst timeline.

In the future this will be used to illustrate the term "kakistocracy". Provided there is a future, of course.

This is the most i've been second-hand embarrassed

Same. I didn't think the cringe was that high with El Pedo. Of course, I guess it will always try to top itself

2 hats on the top left with Trump 2028 😬

It's like watching a spoiled kids gunko pop collection. They are cheap and ugly but he's still proud and wants praise even tho he didn't do anything for it.

Someone probably showed him a collection of trophies or something and he was like: i want that, but without the trophies.

Kid, I literally could not care less about your Pokémon card collection.

Not to diminish what the soldiers at the front have to go through, but having to play nice with such a shit person as Trump, only for your country to still get less support than under sleepy Joe, must be painful beyond belief. I wouldn't even last a day having to kiss Trumps feet.

It's equal parts disgusting and terrifying that Trump has those hats. He's already proving through his actions that he doesn't give a shit about our democracy - but having a hat that basically says "fuck you, I'm a dictator" is just so brazen.

The hats aren't even of good quality. Most rip apart easily. Chinese-made hats are better than that.

Also overpriced. I saw them for $15... seriously? In my country I can get better quality ones for €5.

Why not? There are other Trumps who are eligible. If Junior runs, they don't even need to change the banners or the hats much. They dont even need to hide it, they can have big "Donald Trump jr for President" banners still. Dad can go campaigning, and they can make perfectly clear who will make the decisions.

Where do I order this printed on a red baseball hat.

Yeah that’s not a collection, that’s stock.

Yup, he’s making world leaders stop at his merch table.

I hope Zelensky goes back to comedy after his political career. So much source material!

Must take every fiber of his being not to just beat Cheeto chimp into a quivering pile of piss & shit.

Imagine how powerful Z would appear by doing that?

Yes, I believe Z would still make it back to Ukraine.

I remember seeing him just barely reign himself in when trump and vance started complaining at him while cameras were rolling, that's the moment i concluded he's definitely an actual real person with normal emotions.

all made in china for sure

Reminds me of the estimated 3,000 pairs of shoes that Imelda Marcos reportedly had.

It’s a shitty version of a cabinet of curiosities

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_curiosities

Richmond Valentine did it better.

Give them another four years and it will be the White Trash Trailer Park

that's an insult to white trash, trump actively chooses to appear trashy.