This policy is bulls**t! You food apes are morons!

-Cat, probably

I’ve got a little man cat who always needs to get a sniff of anything you are eating. He doesn’t want to eat or nab any of it, but he has to get that little sniff and then he’s fine, not once has he ever tried to eat or steal people food. I think it’s adorable and I just assume he’s looking out for me and making sure it’s not poison.

My cat waits for nothing when it comes to food. Every meal is an exercise in surprise strikes if he isn't locked out of the room. Chaos is his playground.

Very disappointed feline. Harumph.

I love the inclusion of "currently"- has the implication that this is temporary/new and she will not stand for it

You monsters!!

Ah I miss the subreddit r/touchthafishy

tbf i have a policy of no touchy too but my cat has a policy of pls mum eyes which override it

I had a cat (Sharptooth) that would look out the window over his shoulder and try to paw food off your plate. RIP Sharpie, he was the best kitty

The ears pointed back in that one shot is such a pouty look for not getting her way.

My cat is good about no touchy but sits and gives me the eyes until I give him a bit of it, usually some chicken.

Okay, but what is going on with that sandwich?

So close...almost touchy...

I mean is tuna, touchy is only the preliminaries…