is he the father?

Gender reveal gone wrong

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[–] 82 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Ah yes, the three genders: Boy, Girl, and Black.

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    [–] 46 points 1 year ago

    Not a pope.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Congratulations, it's a goth!

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    The dude on the left knows what's going on and is mentally preparing for the arrival of our new Lord Satan

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Gender:

    D̵̡̨̢̮̳̦̠͕̟̩̞̙͚̬̯̠͓͇̘͙͈̺̠̞͕̱̲͙̖̝̣̱͕̖͇̻̟̻̦̗̆̈̌͛͆̚͜͜ͅͅĘ̶̨̧̧̧̧̨̢̢̨̠͚͉̜̤̣̥̗͖̳̘͚̞̹͚̫͉͍͈̳̼̣̱̙̦̖͔̹͔̻͎̦̻̩̦̝̲͎̮͖̖̺̣̯̳̠̮̩̖͍͍̪͎̮̫͎̩̻̺̠͓̞͈͕̝̖͎͔̳͙̥̻͙̩̼̟̤̇͌̅̌̎̈͜͜͠M̸̡̢̨̡̺̜͕͕͇̫̣̤̪͙̼̪̬̝̟̪̦̺̣̙̥̳͔͖̬̼̌́̇̈́̅̉́̂̊̇̒̾̑͂̔̓̿̆̊́̅͊̀̀̐̇̓̈̏̒̌̈́̿̓̔̇̏̈́̔̀́̅͛̄̈́̐͊́̿̿͗̆̊̎͆͊̓̐͑̽͋̓̉͛̎̀̐̅̍̕̚͘̚̕͜͝͝ͅÖ̷̧̡̨̧̢̹̣̯̠̺̺̘̳̬͙͎̪͙͉̲̭̣̞͈̰̩̜̮̞͚̙̳͎͓̬̤̘̭̮͖̭͙̤̳͍́̑͌̒̏̂̂͐͊͆̃̈̆̊͒̑̈́͌͆̽́͌̎̃̾̌̎̋͋͠͝ͅͅN̸̢̧̨̛͓͔̪̯̼̖̲̤͖̠̪̥̹̰̞͚̻͇̘͍͇͖̘̯͉̞͇̳̣̳̜̻̰̠̹̪͔͊̄́̎̇̆̐̐͂̃́̈́̈́̇́̀̑̆͗́̌͊͐͋͊̋͑̆̓̋̇̈́̂̑͂̑̊́̋̕͝͠͠ͅ

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    The Dark Lord shall return as the prophecy foretold!

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    Had to come back since I had already scrolled past when I understood the description and connected it with the dude with the wide opened eyes

    What a good laugh it was

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I wonder what happened:

    • staged / fake to imply option 2?
    • actually expecting a child from the guy on the left, and proudly announcing it to her husband (mid) with this gesture?
    • option 2, but only the husband (mid) knew, and he is announcing it to both
    • option 2, everybody knows, but the parents didn't know that the husband knows, which he is announcing herewith (only option that explains ALL facial expressions)
    • wanted pink smoke, but device malfunctioned / wrong device?
    • both: the child is from the guy on the left, but it was supposed to be a secret to the grave, foiled by the chatterbox smoke device?

    I honestly don't know.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wait, does black smoke mean there's a new pope, or does it mean that they didn't find a new pope yet?

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    It‘s hilarious how there is no comment about the obvious joke in the picture. The joke is that the black guy on the left is the father and the mom cheated on her husband (in case anyone didn‘t notice)

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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    I didn't. I thought it was a pope joke.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Did the father have a vasectomy?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Goddammit when I try to save this it only saves the first frame. What kinda bullshit witchery

    Edit: Had to open the lemmy comment's link in tor (because for some reason vanadium did it too) but I got it!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    NGL, lady be stacked.

    Carry on…

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    All genders?

    These really should be called sex reveals.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't think that most people need it to be revealed that the woman had sex if she is currently pregnant, unless they are Catholic or something.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wouldn't all genders be brown or white?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Gender reveals make about as much sense as a sexuality reveal. They're creepy, gross, harmful, and often just outright incorrect.

    You'd be better off doing a "this is a picture of my fetus's current genitalia with an ultrasound". At least that would be demonstrably correct since it's a current picture.

    Like... Even assuming gender magically works the way these people think it works, who gives a fuck, and why are you so fucking annoying about it? Plus, I wouldn't want random people to see my genit- Oh wait a second...

    Oh god .... Oh no...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    There was a Jim Carey film that kind of went like this.

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