My example: rinsing spicy sauces and peppers off in my sink so the spiciness aerosolizes and I realize when it makes me cough. Every. Damn. Time.

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[–] 31 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

Read the instructions all the way through before making attempts to follow them. I was working on a soldering project with a vacuum tube-mount and the instructions said "Solder the coil and vacuum tube-mount... ...the vacuum tube-mount can only go in one way so be sure to install it on the reverse side of the pcb"

I tore off 5 out of the 14 traces trying to desolder that one component.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    When I open the oven door, I know there will be hot air hitting my face so I'll wait for like 2 seconds..

    After 3 seconds I think, Okay, no hot air, anymore so I move in to get the dish and than the hot air hits my face... Everytime!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I'm like this when I microwave fresh veg. I cover the bowl in plastic wrap, and when the veg are cooked I KNOW the big balloon effect is steam hotter than boiling water, and I KNOW it will burn me if I try to take the plastic off without a utensil, but I don't want that steam bubble to collapse on the veg, so I try to get just a corner off, and maybe if I ... SSSSSSSTEAM BURN! Why oh why didn't I use a fork or something? Next time, I swear, I will be ready (not).

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Never had an issue with that word, but God damnit if "occasion" doesn't get me just about every time. "Is it 1 C and 2 S's, or 2 C's and 2 S's...?" I remember after writing it down wrong, of course. Stupid English.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Having a normal conversation.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I am always letting dishes pile up. I tell myself I'll wash the dishes I made today that evening or I'll just load the dishwasher instead. Long story short, I am always spending hours washes dishes for no reason.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'll never learn to spell the word "medieval" without spell check.

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Turning on the power supply after building a computer. Gets me every time and i spend a few moments panicking before i figure it out.

    BTW, the spiciness is only really a problem if you rinse with hot water. Use cold and you'll be fine

    Edit: also, dont use the sprayer, and lower pressure.

    Source: gassed out my parents kitchen after making salsa with scorpion peppers and filled the whole damn pot with damn near boiling water. It lingered in the air for fucking DAYS. Sinuses were really damn clear though so that was nice

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Leaving my wet towel somewhere it doesnt belong after a shower. I am a lot better than I used to be but I still forget it regularly.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    the balance between authenticity and following social expectations. you're supposed to learn through osmosis, the values fluctuate based on a wide variety of circumstances, and nobody can have a conversation about it without pretending like there are no rules.

    so I keep erring on the side of authenticity. mostly.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I just wish I had the self-awareness and self-control in these moments to choose being authentic. But, alas, I am not in charge. I'm Maggie Simpson pretending she's steering the car while Marge is actually in control. Honk honk

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  • going on lemmy when I got stuff to do

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  • Checking my trousers for handkerchiefs. So. Much. Chaos.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago*

    Letting batteries drain too far:

    • In phones where it's hard to replace and old laptops where it's hard to source a replacement
    • In AA/AAA-powered devices where a dead battery will evolve hydrogen gas and eventually break its seal, causing a leak

    Also, I really should be buying Lithium AA/AAA cells now that I have so few devices that need them, but I keep buying a pack of alkalines each year. Ni-MH voltage falls just a tad short.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Misplacing my house keys. I always swear I will start putting them β€œalways in the same place”, but i never do, and it’s been now some decades I have my own house keys, that I scramble to find them every time I get out the door.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    My keys, like my wallet, always stay in my pants pocket. This only fails on rare occasions that I forget to transfer my pocket contents when changing pants.

    BTW, I'm someone who has a serious problem losing things because i set them down without thinking about it. Any task requiring numerous tools takes me twice as long as a normal person because I spend half my time hunting for the tool I just used a minute ago.

    I think the only reason I rarely lose my wallet or keys is because I have internalized that I DON'T ever set them down.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Chopping spicy peppers without gloves and without taking off my contact first.

    As you can imagine taking off contacts with spicy hands is hell!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Being sober damnit

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