Nice wiener.

There's something incredibly striking about this photo. At first glance, it absolutely looks like a glam shot of a fancy dish at a restaurant. But the more you look, the worse it gets. Like one of those pictures that shows an ordinary scene, but with terrifying details and storylines hidden in plain sight. Like this.

Would absolutely smash after smoking a bowl, though.

It’s because of the plate type and lighting!

Didn't even fuckin toast the bread....

What are you doing with your life?

• The sauce looks like salad dressing and has bits in it. That's what makes it fancy. If it was plain mayo, it would be ordinary (and a food crime anywhere outside Iowa).
• That's spinach, not iceberg. Oooh, fancy.
• But mainly: Whole Wheat Bread, not Wonder!

You are a fake, yuppie interloper.

Gourmet Carl's Junior, maybe.

Excellent plating can do wonders.

Now that's brat

Y’all from the Midwest?

Your roommate was sarcastic.

Is he still up from the night before and coming down from a very big outing? Good midnight noms - defs; gourmet - nossomuch

Fanciest looking microwaved Johnsonville Brat on just a single slice of sandwich bread I've ever seen.

Needs more tweezed micro herbs.

These comments didn't disappoint.

Looks tasty, but if I received that at even a fast casual restaurant, I'd never go back. If I made it for myself at midnight and it tasted good, I'd be real happy. But a packaged sausage on a piece of supermarket sliced bread isn't something I'd pay for at a restaurant. I think it's the relatively clean white plate and symmetry that's giving your friend restaurant vibes, but he should also maybe go to better restaurants.