How long are we going to ignore this extremely obvious pattern? This seems like a problem indemic to the Republican party. What the fuck is going on?

Why would President Joe Biden have done something as terrible as planting child pornography on this man's computer?

EDIT: Ahahahaha.

According to court filings, May allegedly used the screen name “joebidennnn69” on the Kik social media app over five days in spring 2024 to exchange 220 files depicting toddlers and young children in sexual acts.

It is just impossible to parody this.

It's always the ones you expect the most

They are literally all pedos

Another instance of: "Every accusation is a confession."

It's almost a joke at this point how many MAGA pedophiles there are. Do they realize they're a joke?

It's always the ones you most expect.

It's always the ones you most suspect.

"Hands off, queers! Those kids are MINE!"

The shocking part is the resignation.

He resigned? That's surprising

But how! He's not a drag queen!

Can’t believe he resigned and didn’t just carry on.

He has it on very good information that there are some awful people out there.

Gigabytes upon gigabytes of good information.

Still not a drag queen.

The projection is real.

Projecting = guilty. It's not the drag queens, it's not the openly gay scout leader, it's the hyper masculine losers

Does he have to resign before accepting a job in the White House?

MAGA are essentially having turf wars on pedophilia and assume that anyone with a sexual deviation from the majority must also share their own sexual depravity.

I'm shocked... This is my shocked face 😐

Guess we should ask LGBTQ+ people to protect kids from straight repedocans.

Every time a MAGA says protect the children, look at their hard drive first!

He had it for research, he's just trying to think like the predator, get Into the mind of a predator...become the predator.

Wow, that's crazy. So now we're going to more closely inspect the test of the Congressmen... Right?

Right?

Republican Motto: "Rules are for the lesser peoples and whatever I'm currently campaigning against is what I'm doing. "

Shocking, ain't it?

“Same as it ever was”

It's ALWAYS a republican !

He resigned so he would be available to be appointed to a high ranking government position by Trump... if you surround yourself with Pedophiles you don't have to worry about them not defending you, and its clearly working so far.

This happens so often I wonder why people haven't learned to immediately become suspicious when a public figure says they want to "protect the kids"

Let's protect them from the gays and groom them behind closed doors* I fixed that for you

LOL, because of course.

The conservatives are the ones that were [1] screaming about kids being trafficked by Hillary and friends out of the basement of a basementless pizza parlor, but this probably all had so much traction with conservative idiots because it's always projection with this bunch.

Always.

[1] Some probably STILL are screaming about this. I can think of specific instances of people I saw online that were still quite sure that pizzagate was real, in spite of what the Liberal Media and The Deep State were lying about, naturally, and that because Taco was in office, that The Storm was going to happen at any moment. This was in late 2020, before the election (Tacostein getting elected again would of course fix something that he was unable to fix in his first term, so that's why you should vote for him in 2020) and very long after the term "pizzagate" was used as a punchline. I could see these people claiming The Storm was going to sweep up Hillary, et al, all throughout the years of 2017-2020.

These MAGAts need to be banned from being near children.

"Robert John "RJ" May III"? There's two more of these reprobates?

The irony is so strong here.

Oh golly gee, what a total surprise! Who could have possibly seen this coming?

I do wish the media would stop saying child porn. It's abuse and rape, not porn

Slow castration with hot oil would be the proper thing to do to fix the sick motherfucker.

Honest question: HOW MANY?

Every congress session should open with someone holding up a giant posterboard labeled "Number of Child Rapes" and below it have GOP politician on the left and drag queens on the right, with a big fat 0 under the drag queen section.

No way a maga politician was lying, next you’re gonna tell me rich people paying less taxes is bad for the country

Of surprise to absolutely nobody.

Oh crap, everyone panic if you are friends with this POS. Otherwise everything is panning out its natural course.

no one wouldve saw that coming for sure

/s