Ok Rachel, pass me a fork. We have to down this thing before Joey gets home.

While in college I went back home for the weekend and when I came back there was a package of homemade cookies on the table and my roommates said help myself. I pick up the box and as I start eating the last cookie the front doorbell rings. Its a guy saying he had a package accidentally delivered to his house that had his perscription glasses and cookies his mother baked for him. As I'm chewing I'm like, "Oh shit, sorry" and hand him the box with his glasses and no cookies... My roommates were assholes.

It’s in the mail and not refrigerated. How processed is that cheesecake that it’s stable at room temp? Or is it?

The box is trying out a pet name

This side up please, Cheesecake

Honestly, unless you can quickly find who it belongs to, you should just eat it. If it's addressed to your nextdoor neighbor and you can easily get it to them, fine. If they don't know you enough to trust you, they at least know where you live and know that you're probably not messing with them.

But think about it. Let's say you order a cheesecake and it gets delivered to a random stranger's house. They call you up and tell you that they have your cake. Would you still want that cheesecake, after it had been in some randos house? You have no way of knowing what they may have done to it. And you can almost certainly get a replacement easily ordered.

So really, unless it was my neighbor's cake, I would just eat it. You can't legally be billed for any unsolicited goods mailed to your house, and I didn't order the cake. I'm not going to have to pay for it. And even if I did succeed in tracking down some complete stranger to give them the cake, they're likely to just throw it in the trash. Really, at that point, I'm the only one likely to actually eat the cake at all. So why let it go to waste? I'm eating that cake!

Cheesecake Truck

Nope.

Also, free cheesecake!!!

https://youtu.be/TiEg5gB2RZ0

Just like the exploding glitter-bomb guy to try to find more victims.

Do the local lords frequently do stuff like this as a test of character of their serfs where this lady lives?

'remove from package'.

i'd get that one correct.

'upon arrival'.

that one too.

'refrigerate'

well, only as necessary until it's gone. i'd get half credit for that one.

so, overall, i'd still 'pass'.. but hey, "c's get degrees"

Surely you would need to open it, and then test any recipient listed on the outside, with describing the intended cheesecake flavour.

Cheesecake is just the best

So much plastic waste for such a fleeting amount of happiness :(