So, AI == 0?

This has gotta be satire, right?

....right?

I need this to be satire.

Jfc this HAS to be satire. No one is this dumb. Wait yes they are. But still.

He even wrote that with ChatGPT 😭

By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes

Fuckin lmao

It's a real LI post:

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7239360707425697792/

But I just read it and all of the author's replies to comments and I am still only about 70% sure he's joking. He must be though, right? He's an undergrad at Georgia Tech.

this bothers me in so many ways I wasn't ready for

You're missing out the best part. In the original post there's a PHD dude from MIT who just replies with "what"

If E=mc² and E=mc²+AI, it follows that AI=0. Which is an understatement because it doesn't just achieve nothing, it achieves regression.

dude studying neuroscience, yet using less than 3% of the brain

Undergraduate

Neuroscience

What gives them any credibility when it comes to computer science? The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this bubble.

Edit: After scrolling through their comment responses and comments under other posts, I'm fairly certain they're just trolling.

The stupid, it burns

The AI actually represents the extra energy use caused overcomplicating things by adding the coolest new thing without thinking about what it is and how it might help

Should've got some sleep so you're thinking clearly, because that is some empty bullshit.

I think we should turn this guy's mass into energy by pelting him towards the sun at the speed of light

This is copied from an older LinkedIn-comment, and as such I'm pretty convinced this one is satire.

The original though, I'm not so sure.

One could use Bayes' law, replacing B with I:

P(A|I) = P(I|A)P(A)/P(I)

Likedin is a stand up comedy platform.

Go Go Gadget Gouge My Eyes Out!

"symbolizes"

You made a fucking logo and it sucks. Countless sleepless nights better spent at art school.

The AI ideology has gone too far

Some guy in the 80's was pushing the same thing but with "E=mc² + Texas Instruments Calculators". This is old news. /s

Jesus Christ

Sometimes I worry that one day someone will say the smartest thing I've ever heard in my life and I will laugh at them.

Because I already don't understand dumb people

I actually got pretty much exactly this text when playing around with ChatGPT asking it to come up with inspiring tech bullshit.

Would have been tastier with A1.

College has become convincing dumb rich kids they are smart while convincing smart poor kids they are dumb.

I know there are good professors, good people who work at universities, that isn't who I want to criticise, just to be clear. But once accounting for that, the rest is just a fucked to death flaming pile of shit

Alright... Found the original post. I think this is satire and he got all his friends to say it's brilliant.

Edit: looks like he stole it from someone. I think this is copypasta. Brilliant

mc² = E - AI

I feel like this would be better placed in a “LinkedIn fuckwits” community. This is less lunacy and more tech trend bootlicking.

I read that title as, "Eat your heart out, Epstein."

I couldn't understand how Epstein ended up on LinkedinLunatics, but I had to check it out.

Speaking of LinkedinLunatics, did you folks hear that the Felon Drink Bleach is in the Epstein files?