They don't want to work on the weekend any more than you do.

The No Kings protest map is pretty blackened out with dots, they must have told him. Republicans aren't showing either. It will be a sad, sad North Korean parade in the rain.

Oh... any foot troops will be fucking thrilled! Trust me

Did they end up cancelling it?

I think democrats control the weather but wildfires are caused by Jewish space lasers? Something like that. I dunno.

They were recently outlawed

Don't even think that. He'd expose people to lightning before cancelling

I'm split. On one hand, thunderstorms in DC in the summer are so obvious and predictable that anyone doing any kind of organizing for an outdoor event would have considered them months in advance and would have contingencies. So "cancelled due to thunderstorms" is obviously a cover for "we're getting too much pushbacka and don't want to embarrass ourselves."

Otoh, not realizing that there is a thunderstorm pretty much every single day in DC in the summer is exactly the level of competence I expect from the Trump admin.

I’d hope protests would shut it down in case the Gods do nothing.

Methinks "rescheduled" is a more likely outcome.

Trump's flunkies had 4 years to write Project 2025, so of course that shit has been implemented at frightening precision.

But they're incredibly bad at doing anything on short notice. Expect Four Seasons level brainfarts if they need to improvise a solution yet again.

Knowing trump they'll make up some fake "security threat" thing to reschedule as opposed to "literally whatever God(s) you believe in don't want this to happen"

They will weave an historically large American flag to cover the entire event.

Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt's control.

He sure as hell wants to rape her already.

He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.

Sing it with me folks!

To be fair, the headline of this article did literally call it a birthday parade.

Coincidentally, it is both his birthday and the US army’s “birthday.” Both arrived on June 14th, one in 1775 and the other in 1946.

T.A.C.O. Trump

He's the guy who looked directly at the eclipse, so yeah, he'd probably do that, too.

Maybe he ahould ask Bibi if he can have those Jewish Space Lasers burn away the mean thunder clouds.

Praise the chemtrails!

I wouldn't be surprised if he's more afraid of an embarassingly small crowd more than protestors.

That is exactly it, he is visualizing all the protestors lined up along the route.

I believe he hasn't showered in years; he's cleaned with baby wipes by slaves, hence everyone saying he's so smelly.

Honestly, probably worried about a bunch of armed people being there possibly to exercise their oath.

To be fair they stated they didn't want to have an audience out in lightning.

Whatever the case, calling off such festivities is what I'd like to happen anyway. His stupid birthday parade not happening would be a good outcome.

Well, the last few wars have been in deserts